Alien Fritter - Buddha Buddy DC
Greetings fellow earthlings, the latest offering from DC marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC is out of this world and was sent to...
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Barn Burner
Apr 122 min read
Turbo Mind Trap - Capital Remedy
Completely ready to put your mind in turbo is this top-shelf Turbo Mind Trap currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, Capi...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 111 min read
White Truffle - The Green Room DC
Much like the luxurious fungi form of the same name, the White Truffle cannabis strain is desirable for its exotic and delectable aroma...
Toker's Guide
Apr 102 min read
Neapolitan Space Cream by Grow West - Chesapeake Apothecary (Maryland Recreational)
Neapolitan Space Cream, crafted by Grow West and currently available at Maryland marijuana dispensary Chesapeake Apothecary, immediately...
Barn Burner
Apr 62 min read
Lemon Nerds - Top Level DC
Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, this batch of Lemon Nerds is an intriguing mix of candy and lemon aromas that'...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 62 min read
GMO by The Bank - gLeaf, Short Pump (VA Medical)
With enough of a garlic scent to keep a vampire away, this GMO is grown locally by premium cannabis cultivators, The Bank. Available from...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 52 min read
Night Owl Haze by Rythm - Rise, Lynchburg (VA Medical)
Like the nocturnal Raptors these buds get their name after, Night Owl Haze is as beautiful and elegant as an owl soaring through a star-f...
Barn Burner
Apr 52 min read
33 Mints - Monko
Take a gander at this latest drop of 33 Mints from DC marijuana dispensary, Monko. It has gorgeous coloration and, upon initial whiff, th...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 42 min read
Nectarine Jelly Full Melt Hash - HYFE
It’s not every day that we get a sample of full melt ice water hash, in fact this is the first time Toker’s Guide is reviewing any full m...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 31 min read
Cartel Cake - The Gift Givers
When I think of the term "Cartel Cake" the image that first comes to mind is the boss of some big cartel being served a extravagantly del...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 31 min read
Wham - Flower Ave
I like big nugs and I’ll tell you why, it’s something about the fat ones that I cant deny. And when this one walked in, I began to grin...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 272 min read
The Soap by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
I had quite the dirty vocabulary as a kid but always disliked soap in my mouth as a punishment. It must’ve been effective, though, becaus...
Toker's Guide
Mar 272 min read
Silver Haze SOLO Live Resin Vape by DC MOTA - Top Level
This SOLO Silver Haze live resin vape by DC MOTA is courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, and has had the Toker’s Guide te...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 272 min read
Tropstar by CULTA - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
She’s a runner, she's a Tropstar, and I’m going to light her up when it gets hard. Cheesy rap song reference aside this Tropstar is a del...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 272 min read
Han Solo Burger - Bud Drop DC
Named after the infamous smuggler and general of the Rebel army, this Han Solo Burger embodies the spirit of adventure and rebellion. Cur...
Barn Burner
Mar 262 min read
Hammerhead - Treehouse DC
DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, has just unleashed a mighty batch of Hammerhead. It's not from the deep blue sea, but this potent...
Barn Burner
Mar 262 min read
Super Black R-1 - Hotbox Uptown
DC marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, has been staying on top of their flower game and this batch of Super Black R-1 is yet another pri...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 262 min read
Atomic Jelly - Bloomingdale Organic
Everyone’s been coming up to me talking about March madness, but the real madness is the insane amount of frosty trichomes loaded on thes...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 221 min read
Blue Laces - Elevated Lounge
These Blue Laces buds from DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, stood out among all of their fantastic offerings to choose from. Jus...
Terp Interpreter
Mar 212 min read
Cheetah Piss - The Gift Givers
Despite the aversion that some may have to the name Cheetah Piss, this strain is a must try for those that haven’t experienced it yet. Cu...
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