Jet Fuel Gelato - Flower Ave
Jet Fuel Gelato is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. It's tremendously popular in certain circles and kn...
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Cal Naughton Jr
May 4, 20232 min read
Ricky Bobby OG - HYFE
"If you ain't first, you're last!" That's what Ricky Bobby would say, and he would know. He's the world's greatest NASCAR driver, and he'...
Elle Weeds
May 4, 20231 min read
Pure Oregon Diesel - The Gift Givers
Pure Oregon Diesel is a very unique strain with a strong aroma and phenomenal flavor that's presently available from DC i-71 cannabis del...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Madison Square Gumbo - Flight Pass DC
With a name resembling the legendary arena in NYC, this Madison Square Gumbo has a lot to live up to given the amazing bands and excellen...
Toker's Guide
May 3, 20232 min read
Pineapple OG Live Resin Carts by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're a sativa lover looking for an on-the-go option that will keep your motor running
then do yourself a favor and check out this...
Terp Interpreter
May 3, 20232 min read
Runtz by The Bank - gLeaf, Colonial Heights (VA Medical)
Runtz is a beautiful and tasty candy flavored strain that took the country by storm because of its incredibly potent effects. I was never...
Elle Weeds
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Traffic Jam - The Basement
With a name appropriate for the DC Metro area given all the traffic issues, this batch of Traffic Jam from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Flying Monkey Piss by The Wizard of Za - The Green Room
With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefr...
Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Pine Zol - MASC
With a nose similar to Lemon Cherry Gelato, but with more piney elements, this batch of Pine Zol from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC...
Toker's Guide
Apr 27, 20232 min read
Citrus Tsunami - Elevated Lounge
I can't think of a more fitting name for this batch of Citrus Tsunami from DC i-71 dispensary storefront, Elevated Lounge. Like when all...
Toker's Guide
Apr 26, 20231 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Buddha Buddy DC
I'm always psyched when a good batch of Tropicana Cookies comes around and this sample from cannabis delivery service Buddha Buddy is on...
Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Toker Vision: Here's What We're Burnin' On This 420 Weekend In DC
Happy Holidaze! Many of DC's friendly neighborhood cannabis vendors are bringing out their best today and throughout the weekend to help...
Elle Weeds
Apr 18, 20231 min read
Blueberry MAC - Flower Ave
This is a really nice batch of Blueberry MAC, now available from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Flower Ave. The slightly fruity, but...
Toker's Guide
Apr 18, 20232 min read
Apples & Bananas - Monko
Have a look at this gorgeous Apples and Bananas flower specimen from DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Monko. It has all the hallma...
Terp Interpreter
Apr 17, 20232 min read
Animal Mints Live Rosin - gLeaf, Manchester (VA Medical)
I've been immensely enjoying this Animal Mints live rosin from gLeaf in Manchester lately. The quality is top-notch, even rivaling some...
Spacey Sprouts
Apr 17, 20232 min read
Grape Bubblegum by Verano - ZenLeaf, Germantown (MD Medical)
From my experience Grape strains tend to be a fan favorite for the indica loving portion of the cannabis community. That's why, as an ind...
Elle Weeds
Apr 14, 20231 min read
Gold Digger by Terp Lords - Flight Pass DC
As a three-way cross of Blue Dragon, Acapulco Gold, and C99, this Gold Digger is a veritable who's who of some of my favorite varietals...
Toker's Guide
Apr 13, 20231 min read
Guava Cherry Gelato - Cheeba DC
Here's what I'm burning on today - this Guava Cherry Gelato from DC I-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Cheeba DC. It's got a mega punge...
Spacey Sprouts
Apr 12, 20232 min read
Panama Red Gen. 15 by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
I recently found myself at Takoma Wellness and I'd been hoping to try the strain Panama Red for sometime, so when I saw the version from...
Toker's Guide
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Flap Jacks by Terp Lords - The Green Room
Sometimes an energetic indica makes for the best of wake and bake sessions and this Flap Jacks by the Terp Lords and currently available...
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