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Toker's Guide
Mar 3, 20222 min read
Super Lemon Haze - Dreamy DC
One of my favorite strains of all time, check out this Super Lemon Haze from our favorite motivational speech and i-71 service, Dreamy...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 25, 20221 min read
High Society - Puff Puff DC
High Society from Puff Puff DC is a straight heater sativa-dominant hybrid cross between Biscotti and Jet Fuel Gelato. Its intoxicating...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 15, 20221 min read
Mimosa - Buddha Buddy
Mimosa from Buddha Buddy in DC is a sativa dominant hybrid (70/30) created by crossing Purple Punch and Clementine. With near perfect...
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Fish 🐠
Jan 24, 20222 min read
Burmese Mimosa, Garcia Handpicked - Health For Life Bethesda
They call this one Burmese Mimosa because "floral, pine-like, gourmet-spiced, grapefruit candy" was kind of a mouthful. That is, however,...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 21, 20222 min read
Jack One / Paris OG - No Kids Allowed
One for the day, one for the night! Right now award-winning DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is serving up some spectacular slices of...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 20, 20221 min read
Lemon Ice - Takoma Wellness
This Lemon Ice from DC medical marijuana dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, is the citrus forward haze varietal I've been searching for....
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Toker's Guide
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Berry Haze - Farm to Couch
If you haven't had the chance to check out the local grown, small batch, indoor harvests that DC i-71 service Farm to Couch has been...
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Elle Weeds
Jan 18, 20221 min read
Chocolate Diesel - Sugar Ray's DC
A highly potent sativa dominant cross of Sour Diesel and Chocolate Thai, this Chocolate Diesel from DC i-71 delivery service Sugar Ray's...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 14, 20222 min read
Secret Weapon - Elevated Lounge
This is another one of those "Hurry up or you'll miss it" batches, but this one I really encourage all of you to lay eyes on. It's...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 14, 20221 min read
Candyland - DC Dash
Happy Friday! If you're reading this, you're probably bored and would rather be toking on some sweet, sweet cheeba. Wouldn't we all! In...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 12, 20222 min read
Cosmic Blue Dream - Top Level DC
We're super stoked to welcome DC i-71 storefront Top Level DC to the fold. We've been very impressed by their attention to quality so far...
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Fish 🐠
Jan 12, 20222 min read
OG Lime Killer, Curio Wellness - HerbaFi Silver Spring, MD
34%+ isn't a question. It's the answer. The real question here is are you a Jackalope (jackrabbit antelope) or Basselope (basset hound...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 16, 20212 min read
Strain Specific Pre-rolls - Buddha Buddy DC
While fairly standard on the West Coast, strain specific pre-rolls are not as abundant in the DC-i71 scene. That's why I'm always stoked...
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Yoshi💚
Dec 7, 20212 min read
Sour Banana - Beyond / Hello (Sterling, VA)
I couldn’t make it to the dispensary this time, so I ordered a few things for delivery from Beyond/Hello (Sterling). I conveniently went...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 6, 20211 min read
Lemonade - The Antidote DC
A sativa dominant cross of Lemon OG and Gorilla Haze, this designer Lemonade indoor flower is now available from new DC i-71 storefront,...
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May
Nov 11, 20212 min read
Hokkaido Mr. Roboto - Herbal Alternatives (Cultivated by: Alt Sol)
One of the things we get the most pumped up about here at Toker's Guide are the latest drops from DC Medical Cultivator, Alternative...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20211 min read
EyeSmoke Organic Pre-roll Pack w/ Glass Tip - No Kids Allowed
From the moment DC I-71 storefront No Kids Allowed handed them to us, it was clear the creator of these seven artfully rolled organic...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 27, 20212 min read
Cherry AK-47 Party Pack Pre-rolls - Joint Delivery
As I made my way around the District today - and let me acknowledge what a beautiful day it was - it became almost too easy to pull out...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20211 min read
Galactic Jack - No Kids Allowed
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, this Jack is some of that stuff from the top of a lit candlestick - fire! 🔥 If you've been reading...
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Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20212 min read
Carnival - Top Secret DC
Step right up! This Carnival from famed DC i-71 delivery and pick-up specialists Top Secret DC is a ride for the memory books - and...
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