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Toker's Guide
Dec 7, 20223 min read
Live Resin Badder, Crumble, and Sugar - The Gift Givers DC
Tis' the season when fancifully delicious things find their way into my midst a bit more than usual. Case in point: these three...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 21, 20222 min read
Super Silver Haze - Elevated Lounge
Jumping quickly to the front of the line for this Thanksgiving week's reviews, this Super Silver Haze from DC recreational (i-71)...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20222 min read
Blue Dream - Elevated Lounge
A sativa-dominant hybrid cross of Blueberry and Haze, Blue Dream is a varietal that, when done right, can be highly impressive in both...
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Sophie
Oct 12, 20222 min read
Big Apple - Elevated Lounge
Start spreading the news: Elevated Lounge, a recreational shop near Georgetown, has brought the Big Apple to DC. Big Apple is a sativa...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 6, 20223 min read
Live Hash Rosin Carts - Plantgenix
Faced with the need to be discreet recently I was relieved to have these "Boarding Passes" on hand for a weekend trip to see family. Of...
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Sophie
Oct 5, 20222 min read
Maui Wowie - The Pre Roll Guys
Maui Wowie: one of the most famous strains in cannabis history. This powerful sativa has been a household name among stoners since the...
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Sophie
Oct 3, 20222 min read
Purple Pineapple Express - The Treehouse DC
When a strong, persistent flow of warm, moist air from the Polar Jet Stream gathers off the coast of Hawaii before traveling across the...
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Toker's Guide
Sep 23, 20222 min read
Georgetown Pressure by Terp Lords & The Wizard of Za - MASC
According to the Urban Dictionary "pressure" is "that bomb ass weed" or "weed that will make you suffocate". After taking a peek at this...
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Toker's Guide
Sep 13, 20221 min read
Jack The Ripper - LOCAL'd
If you're looking for a hazy sativa to keep you going this week take a gander at this local grown Jack The Ripper strain from DC...
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Toker's Guide
Sep 10, 20222 min read
Blue Dream by Center City Cultivation - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
Greetings and happy Saturday! It's been a minute since I've had some Blue Dream come across my desk that I thought was worth reviewing...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 31, 20221 min read
Red Congo - Lucky Chuckie
An amalgamation of three different landrace strains, Mexican Sativa, Afghan Sativa, and Congolese, this Red Congo from DC recreational...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 30, 20222 min read
Berry Cinex by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
One of my favorite cultivators regardless of location (West Coast included) Alternative Solutions (aka Alt Sol) recently harvested...
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Ben from Kannabus
Aug 24, 20222 min read
Ambrosia - The Treehouse
The second strain I have the pleasure of reviewing for you today is this Ambrosia from DC recreational storefront, The Treehouse. When I...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 15, 20221 min read
Viper - Heady Club DC
Seeking a sativa with some serious "bite" to keep you energized and feeling euphoric? Look no further than this batch of Viper from DC...
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Ben from Kannabus
Aug 9, 20223 min read
Pineapple Express - Flower Ave
I was recently presented with two solid cola's of Pineapple Express to enjoy from Flower Ave, a recreational delivery service in DC. I've...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 4, 20222 min read
Guava & Four New Cannons - Elevated Lounge
If you haven't had a chance to try a Cannahiba Cannon from DC recreational storefront Elevated Lounge yet you need to. Not only are they...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Sour Diesel - Local'd
A long time sativa favorite of mine, Sour Diesel used to be one of the most popular strains in the country in the late 90's and early...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 26, 20222 min read
Rock Creek Fruit Punch - MASC
If you're not familiar with the Metropolitan Art and Sculpture Collaboration, or MASC for short, they're a DC recreational (i-71)...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 21, 20221 min read
Blue Dream Pre-rolls (5 Pack) - The Pre Roll Guys
If you want good pre-rolls sometimes it's best to go to the guys who specialize in said skillset. Some of the best of those guys in town...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 18, 20222 min read
Panama Red by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
If you've been thinking about getting your DC medical cannabis card or recommendation I have two good reasons why now is a great time to...
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