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Barn Burner
Mar 142 min read
Government Mule - Capital Remedy
This batch of Government Mule from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is as complex as the political landscape it's named after. Un...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 132 min read
Peanut Butter Cup - Bud Drop DC
This Peanut Butter Cup harvest from DC marijuana delivery service, Bud Drop DC, is a superb specimen of the strain. Its unique and super...
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Barn Burner
Mar 82 min read
Pluto - The Garden
Coming down from the stars to greet us fellow earthlings is this batch of Pluto courtesy of DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden. Their fl...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 72 min read
Crème de la Crème - The Gift Givers
This Crème de la Crème may, in fact, be the cream of the crop. Currently available from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, i...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 62 min read
Purple Lemonade - Flower Ave
Come get lost in the mesmerizing beauty of this Purple Lemonade, fresh from marijuana delivery service, Flower Ave. Much like Prince's si...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 51 min read
Georgia Pie - Buddha Buddy DC
They say Southern hospitality knows no bounds, and Georgia Pie is here to prove it. DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC p...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 262 min read
Forbidden Runtz - Cheeba DC
When I saw the name Forbidden Runtz on the shelf it made me reflect on a different time in the recent past - one where the "authorities"...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 241 min read
Emerald Runtz - Flight Pass
Emerald Runtz gleams with the brilliance of a polished emerald, its beautiful buds shimmering with trichomes much like facets of a finely...
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Barn Burner
Feb 212 min read
Black Truffle - Elevated Lounge
Take a gander at this gorgeous batch of Black Truffle currently on the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Much lik...
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Maryland Terps
Feb 211 min read
Sister City Live Resin Batter by CULTA - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Medical)
Embark on a sensory journey through urban landscapes with Sister City, presented in the form of live resin batter. Crafted with precision...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 161 min read
Grape Ape by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
Release your primal instincts with this Grape Ape cultivated by Alternative Solutions and currently available through DC marijuana dispen...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 151 min read
Modified Bananas - The Garden
The smells coming off of this batch of Modified Bananas makes it seem like it came straight from the Dole Factory, when in fact it's avai...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 142 min read
Edie Parker Blue Cheese by Curio Wellness - RISE (Maryland Recreational)
Ready for the runway, this Blue Cheese is a phenotype created by fashion brand Edie Parker and cultivated by Curio Wellness in Maryland...
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Barn Burner
Feb 132 min read
Cherry Mayhem - Hotbox Uptown
DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, is shaking things up by rolling out some sweet chaos with this new batch of Cherry Mayhem. W...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 122 min read
Grape Bubblegum - Buddha Buddy DC
Grape and bubblegum, in my opinion, are two of the hardest flavors to hit spot on, so the thought of getting to try both at the same time...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 91 min read
Cherry Blaster - The Green Room
This strain sounds more like something you’d try in the bedroom, but all dirty jokes aside, Cherry Blaster is currently available from Th...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 52 min read
Moonstick Pre-Rolls by DC MOTA - Cheeba DC
Initial Thoughts Local cannabis brand DC MOTA is always coming out with new and enticing products, but you could say they are “shooting...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 52 min read
Sweet Tooth by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness
If you aren’t the biggest fan of the dentist then worry not, indulging in Sweet Tooth won't give you a real cavity - just a serious case...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 31 min read
Glue Trap - Treehouse DC
Keep an eye out for this sweet trap of bliss, where the stickiness isn't just resin, it's a testament to this strain's irresistible effec...
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Terp Interpreter
Jan 301 min read
Gotti - Capital Remedy
The Daper Don, or John Gotti was a MOB boss in the Gambino crime family in the 80s. Powerful and elaborate, just like the boss himself, t...
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