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Terp Interpreter
May 42 min read
Frosted Flakes - The Gift Givers
Frosted Flakes, from DC marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, captures the essence of a beloved childhood cereal. From its recognizab
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Terp Interpreter
May 32 min read
Red Bull & Ice Cream Cake "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - Taste Budz
After speaking with so many of Toker’s Guides readers at our 4/20 event the one product that kept getting brought up was these DC MOTA va...
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Terp Interpreter
May 32 min read
Platinum Cry Baby by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness
These baby bottle shaped packs of Platinum Cry Baby are currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness. Cultivated loca...
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Terp Interpreter
May 22 min read
P85 - Buddha Buddy DC
It was evident within seconds of opening the jar of this P85 strain, currently available from DC marijuana delivery service Buddha Buddy...
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Barn Burner
May 22 min read
Red Velvet x Zerbert - Treehouse DC
DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, is serving up scoops of this Red Velvet x Zerbert just in time for this beautiful springtime weath...
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Terp Interpreter
May 12 min read
Blue Lobster - HYFE
With the odds of encountering a Blue Lobster in the wild running at around one in two million, it's fair to say that it's a symbol of rar...
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Barn Burner
May 12 min read
Fuel Smoothie - The Garden
Freshly cultivated from our friends with the green thumb at DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, comes the Fuel Smoothie strain. If the n...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 291 min read
Wedding Pie - Elevated Lounge
I anticipated the perfect union of flavor and relaxation, much like the joining of two souls in holy matrimony. Evoking images of celebra...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 272 min read
Chauffeur by Strane - Waave Dispensary (Maryland Recreational)
With a name that implies a luxurious feeling similar to being escorted around town in the upmost comfort, this batch of Chauffeur has an...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 232 min read
Guava Cake - The Green Room
Imagine gazing upon a tropical paradise with gorgeous ganja buds shimmering on your table like treasure in the sun. Personally, I'm all f...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 182 min read
Bubba Kush - Happy Bud DC
To understand Bubba Kush, which is currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud, is to delve into its rich lineage. A tale o...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 121 min read
Alien Fritter - Buddha Buddy DC
Greetings fellow earthlings, the latest offering from DC marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC is out of this world and was sent to...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 111 min read
White Truffle - The Green Room DC
Much like the luxurious fungi form of the same name, the White Truffle cannabis strain is desirable for its exotic and delectable aroma...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 31 min read
Cartel Cake - The Gift Givers
When I think of the term "Cartel Cake" the image that first comes to mind is the boss of some big cartel being served a extravagantly del...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 32 min read
Flap Jack Filled, Diamond Infused Pre-Roll "Magic Wands" - Maven Wellness
The team over at DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness, recently rolled out these "Magic Wand" THC diamond infused pre-rolls. I got the...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 272 min read
Han Solo Burger - Bud Drop DC
Named after the infamous smuggler and general of the Rebel army, this Han Solo Burger embodies the spirit of adventure and rebellion. Cur...
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Barn Burner
Mar 262 min read
Hammerhead - Treehouse DC
DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, has just unleashed a mighty batch of Hammerhead. It's not from the deep blue sea, but this potent...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 202 min read
Omega Runtz - HYFE
Omega is signified by the end of the Greek alphabet but this Omega Runtz can’t mean the end of Runtz… Can it? Admittedly, I don't think t...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 182 min read
True OG - Cheeba DC
With deep roots in cannabis culture, this batch of True OG from Cheeba DC is a superb example of the iconic strain - a strain with some c...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 182 min read
Captain's Stash by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
A Captain's stash might be the most prized treasure aboard any ship, but even the most reckless pirates know that getting caught stealing...
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