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Toker's Guide
Sep 24, 20212 min read
Sour Joker and Frosties - Spaced Out DC
With a review title like the above you might think we're a connoisseur of children's breakfast cereal, but I promise, in reality we're...
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Toker's Guide
Sep 23, 20212 min read
Lava Cake - House of Herbs
Greetings tokers! We've reviewed Lava Cake before, but this is too good of a specimen not to share with you. Trichome coverage is...
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Jeremy Rider
Sep 22, 20214 min read
Starting Lineup - Elevated Lounge
I’m the kind of person that has to bring something to contribute; so if you invite me to an event you best believe I’m gonna bring some...
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Jeremy Rider
Sep 16, 20212 min read
Bleu Cheese - Fast Slice DC
So summer is pretty much over my lovely Toker friends!! Have you done your holiday shopping yet?!? 😂 🤦♂️ As we prepare ourselves to...
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Taylor Martin
Sep 1, 20214 min read
Cannahiba Cannagars - Elevated Lounge
I am beyond stoked to present to you, the Cannahiba cannagar line found at Elevated Lounge DC! For those of you who aren’t hip, a...
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Jeremy Rider
Aug 18, 20213 min read
Chocolate Sundae / The Mintz / Sherblato - Elevated Lounge
I can’t do it fellow Tokers!! I can’t take this heat and humidity!! My family comes from a colder northern climate and DC has me feeling...
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Jeremy Rider
Aug 11, 20213 min read
Bahama Mama, Gelatti X & Vanilla Frosting - Elevated Lounge DC
Can you feel it, my beautiful Tokers?!? Summer is nearing its end, and if you look hard enough, you can see the great pumpkin spice herds...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 7, 20212 min read
GMO - No Kids Allowed
If you were up late watching the Olympics last night, or perhaps partying a little too hard, there's a tried and true way to get...
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Taylor Martin
Aug 5, 20216 min read
Live Resin Cake Badder Line-up - Evermore / The Living Room
Maryland’s medical market has produced a prolific concentrate industry that towers head and shoulders over the eastern seaboard markets...
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May
Jul 20, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Cake x Kush Mints - Fast Slice DC
Humans have been hybridizing and selecting crops for millennia. Plants are bred for their specific genetic characteristics to create the...
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Taylor Martin
Jul 13, 20219 min read
Toker Vision - Maryland Medical Marijuana Edition
Cannabis is one of the most unique and fascinating industries to study for a whole host of interesting reasons. One of them is exploring...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 1, 20212 min read
Grape Cake - RELVA
With 4th of July right around the corner, you might be asking yourself: "Do I have enough weed for the cookout I'm hosting this weekend?"...
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Jeremy Rider
Jun 25, 20212 min read
London Pound Cake - Promoco DC
Summer is here my lovely Tokers! Heat waves in the West! Cicadas in the East! What better way to celebrate than to chill out and listen...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 21, 20215 min read
Toker Vision - DC I-71 Storefront Edition
Quick Rip (Summary): - Audience members complained about some DC storefronts to us. - We hired a "consultant" to check out all the DC...
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May
Jun 19, 20212 min read
Phantom Kush - Puff Kings DC
Happy Saturday Tokers! I'm back from my travels and I've been creeping through this week in an attempt to get myself back on East Coast...
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May
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Bleu Cheese - All The Buzz
Happy Friday Tokers! It's May C. and I'm back to bring you another sparkling review for one of our new favorite storefronts that have...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 5, 20212 min read
Super Glue - Alternative Solutions
It's a beautiful Saturday morning and I'm happy to report that I got a great night's rest thanks to this lovely fresh-cut, indica...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 3, 20212 min read
Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC
We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...
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Toker's Guide
May 28, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - 5/28
Hi Tokers! Ever wanting to keep you all better informed of the best cannabis out there in the DC scene, we present to you, Toker Vision....
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May
May 10, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Breath - The Stoner's Table
Hello beautiful tokers! I'm coming to you all this fine day to put you on to one of my new flavor favorites, Ice Cream Breath from The...
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