Bahama Mama, Gelatti X & Vanilla Frosting - Elevated Lounge DC
Can you feel it, my beautiful Tokers?!? Summer is nearing its end, and if you look hard enough, you can see the great pumpkin spice herds...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 7, 20212 min read
GMO - No Kids Allowed
If you were up late watching the Olympics last night, or perhaps partying a little too hard, there's a tried and true way to get...
Taylor Martin
Aug 5, 20216 min read
Live Resin Cake Badder Line-up - Evermore / The Living Room
Maryland’s medical market has produced a prolific concentrate industry that towers head and shoulders over the eastern seaboard markets...
May
Jul 20, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Cake x Kush Mints - Fast Slice DC
Humans have been hybridizing and selecting crops for millennia. Plants are bred for their specific genetic characteristics to create the...
Taylor Martin
Jul 13, 20219 min read
Toker Vision - Maryland Medical Marijuana Edition
Cannabis is one of the most unique and fascinating industries to study for a whole host of interesting reasons. One of them is exploring...
Toker's Guide
Jul 1, 20212 min read
Grape Cake - RELVA
With 4th of July right around the corner, you might be asking yourself: "Do I have enough weed for the cookout I'm hosting this weekend?"...
Jeremy Rider
Jun 25, 20212 min read
London Pound Cake - Promoco DC
Summer is here my lovely Tokers! Heat waves in the West! Cicadas in the East! What better way to celebrate than to chill out and listen...
Toker's Guide
Jun 21, 20215 min read
Toker Vision - DC I-71 Storefront Edition
Quick Rip (Summary): - Audience members complained about some DC storefronts to us. - We hired a "consultant" to check out all the DC...
May
Jun 19, 20212 min read
Phantom Kush - Puff Kings DC
Happy Saturday Tokers! I'm back from my travels and I've been creeping through this week in an attempt to get myself back on East Coast...
May
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Bleu Cheese - All The Buzz
Happy Friday Tokers! It's May C. and I'm back to bring you another sparkling review for one of our new favorite storefronts that have...
Toker's Guide
Jun 5, 20212 min read
Super Glue - Alternative Solutions
It's a beautiful Saturday morning and I'm happy to report that I got a great night's rest thanks to this lovely fresh-cut, indica...
Toker's Guide
Jun 3, 20212 min read
Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC
We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...
Toker's Guide
May 28, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - 5/28
Hi Tokers! Ever wanting to keep you all better informed of the best cannabis out there in the DC scene, we present to you, Toker Vision....
May
May 10, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Breath - The Stoner's Table
Hello beautiful tokers! I'm coming to you all this fine day to put you on to one of my new flavor favorites, Ice Cream Breath from The...
Toker's Guide
May 7, 20212 min read
Cherry Lime Gelato - Georgetown Flavors
Hey tokers! If you're not familiar with Georgetown Flavors - and you're into designer/exotic cannabis - you definitely need to check them...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20211 min read
Buddha Breath - Puff Kings DC
When you cross Reclining Buddha, a highly enjoyable and enlightening indica heavy hybrid, with Mendo Breath the result is nothing short...
May
Apr 18, 20212 min read
Oreoz - The Safe House
Greetings everyone! I am delighted to be welcomed into this ensemble of tokers as the newest reviewer! For my first review, I had the...
Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20202 min read
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
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