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Toker's Guide
May 17, 20221 min read
Phantom Cherry Pie - No Kids Allowed
An indica dominant cross of Phantom Cookies and Cherry Pie strains, this Phantom Cherry Pie is a mesmerizingly delicious recent specimen...
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Toker's Guide
May 11, 20221 min read
Gumbo - The Gift Givers
The always super friendly and customer service oriented folks over at DC i-71 delivery service, The Gift Givers, have another delightful...
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Toker's Guide
May 11, 20221 min read
Bubblegum Gelato - Top Level DC
If you're looking for designer exotics at the top level, but don't want to waste your time on a beautiful pack with sub-par contents,...
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May
May 2, 20221 min read
Oreo - Buddha Buddy DC
Given Buddha Buddy's continuing commitment to quality flower gifts - which come in slender, but durable, glass jars - we were excited to...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20221 min read
Khalifa Kush - Elevated Lounge DC
Full disclosure, there was a mix up on the hand off and in the confusion some of this bud was rolled up prior to photos by mistake. At...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20222 min read
Clementine & Grape Ape - Dreamy DC
In this review we're going discuss two phenomenal, but very different, gift specimens currently available from DC's motivational speech...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 23, 20221 min read
Dirty Squirt - LOCAL'd
LOCAL'd not only gifts locally cultivated ganja, they're also the purveyors of 100% local products from local companies. As mentioned in...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20223 min read
Toker Vision - Here's What We're Burnin' On This 4/20 in DC
We were inundated with phenomenal buds to review just before our favorite stoner holiday and with no time to spare, and a strong urge to...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 15, 20221 min read
Marionberry - Euphoria DC
Named for the blackberry fruit, but also with special significance in DC due to former mayor Marion Barry, check out this primo batch of...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 14, 20221 min read
Blue Syrup - The Gift Givers
For all my super sweet and fruity indica lovers - and especially my Blueberry fanatics - I present to you this Blue Syrup from DC i-71...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 7, 20222 min read
Watermelon Gelato - Dreamy DC
The coloration of this Watermelon Gelato from DC motivational speech delivery and i-71 service, Dreamy DC, is something to behold. The...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 4, 20221 min read
Platinum Gorilla - Buddha Buddy
An indica dominant hybrid crossbreed of GG#4 and Platinum Kush, we're big fans of this new batch of Platinum Gorilla from DC i-71...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 1, 20221 min read
Northern Lights - Euphoria DC
A cross of Afghani and Thai indica's you can check out one of the most legendary strains of all time at DC i-71 storefront Euphoria DC...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 30, 20221 min read
Bio Chem by Culta - Blue Ridge Wellness, Parkville (MD Medical)
Bio Chem by Maryland's Culta, procured at Blue Ridge Wellness in Baltimore’s Parkville area, is an indica dominant cross between Chemdawg...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 18, 20222 min read
King Louis XIII - No Kids Allowed
Many OG Kush fans swear by King Louis XIII as their favorite, which says a lot given the other OG varietals available. I guess with a...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 15, 20221 min read
Purple Platinum - House of Herbs
A powerful and nearly pure indica, this Purple Platinum Kush from DC i-71 storefront House of Herbs is so relaxing and meditative I've...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 10, 20222 min read
Blueberry Biscotti - Cannabear
In conversations with people throughout the DC area over the years I've noticed it's relatively common for them to A). medicate at night...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 9, 20221 min read
Carbon Fiber - Buddha Buddy DC
Carbon Fiber, from DC’s Buddha Buddy, is a three-way cross between Grape Pie, Cookies & Cream, and Biscotti. It’ll be love at first sight...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 3, 20222 min read
White Skittles - DC Dash
With an exotic fruit forward aroma that makes you think of rolling one up on your favorite tropical beach, these White Skittles are...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 26, 20221 min read
Icicles - District Derp
This Icicle specimen from DC i-71 delivery and pickup service District Derp is fresh, funky, and ready to send you into a stoney state of...
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