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Elle Weeds
Jan 19, 20242 min read
GSC - The Garden
Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is a legendary strain with a name evoking both indulgence and mystery. Its reputation for potent effects and...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 13, 20241 min read
Ice Berry - The Green Room
Alright stop, collaborate and listen. The Green Room is back with something brand new for your session. Also known as Ice Ice Berry this...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 5, 20241 min read
White Gummiez - Flight Pass DC
A cross of two candy-oriented cultivars, this White Gummiez batch currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass, has a...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 29, 20231 min read
Oreo Blizzard - Elevated Lounge
Currently available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, this batch of Oreo Blizzy, also known as Oreo Blizzard, is sure t...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 19, 20231 min read
Dante's Inferno - The Herban Hustle
With the level of total fire coming out of local craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, it's appropriate that their latest harvest...
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Terp Interpreter
Dec 15, 20231 min read
Cookie Dawg SOLO Live Resin Vape by DC Mota - Taste Budz
This SOLO Cookie Dawg live resin vape by DC MOTA is courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and has had the Toker’s Guide t...
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Barn Burner
Dec 14, 20232 min read
Secret Formula - The Garden
As a huge SpongeBob fan growing up, I always respected Mr. Crabs for protecting his secret Krabby Patty recipe from getting stolen by Pla...
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Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20231 min read
Lava Cake - The Gift Givers
This latest batch of Lava Cake from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is especially potent and ready to bring the heat...
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Terp Interpreter
Nov 25, 20232 min read
Gush Mintz - Top Level
As a big fan of Kush Mintz, I’ve actually yet to try its descendant, Gush Mintz. Available from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level...
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Terp Interpreter
Nov 25, 20231 min read
Pomelo - Treehouse DC
I found myself googling "Pomelo" to uncover its mystery, and lo and behold, it's a citrus fruit from Southeastern Asia. Now armed with th...
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Terp Interpreter
Nov 24, 20232 min read
Pink Cry Baby Snow Caps by Terp Lords - The Green Room
Break out your shovels because it's about to start snowing in the district with these Pink Cry Baby Snow Caps cultivated locally by Terp...
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Terp Interpreter
Nov 17, 20231 min read
Blue Face by Fig Farms - HYFE
Earning the prestigious Best in Show title at the Emerald Cup 2023, Blue Face from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, HYFE, is a must tr...
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Terp Interpreter
Nov 13, 20232 min read
Guava Lava by CULTA - The Living Room (Maryland Recreational)
We’ve been seeing a ton of reports that this Guava Lava, cultivated by craft cannabis brand, CULTA, is a real crowd pleaser. It’s current...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20232 min read
Forbidden Fruit - Treehouse DC
As a Christian, it's challenging for me to see the name "Forbidden Fruit" and still want to be associated with said item. However, given...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 10, 20232 min read
Zero Gravity - Violet City DC
I had not encountered this Zero Gravity strain, currently available from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Violet City, before, but whe...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 9, 20232 min read
Pure Michigan - The Herban Hustle
If you thought the last batch of Runtz from local craft cannabis cultivator, The Herban Hustle, was awesome then I encourage you to check...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 9, 20232 min read
Trichopath - Bloomingdale Organic
In-House Genetics is a micro-breeder of phenomenal cannabis cultivars that's always coming out with new, awesome strains to choose from...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 3, 20232 min read
Zip-It by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
GG#4 is one of my favorite strains for a number of reasons so when I heard about the new Zip-It strain harvest from DC craft cultivator...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Nick's Candy - Hotbox Uptown
While the kiddies are out trick-or-treating and filling their pillow cases with candy this Halloween, we adults can be indulging in a dif...
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Barn Burner
Oct 27, 20231 min read
Secret Cookies - The Garden DC
Courtesy of DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden, this batch of Secret Cookies may not have any chocolate chips in it (wouldn't that...
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