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May
Apr 29, 20212 min read
Slurricane - Fast Slice DC
To me the name Slurricane gives off a vibe like it's the largest or fastest roller coaster in a super aggressive amusement park....
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May
Apr 18, 20212 min read
Oreoz - The Safe House
Greetings everyone! I am delighted to be welcomed into this ensemble of tokers as the newest reviewer! For my first review, I had the...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 13, 20212 min read
Russian Assassin's "Secret Cookies" - Joint Delivery
Greetings Tokerverse! I must apologize for a brief break in the action. We (the Greens) were welcoming the newest addition to the Green...
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Jason Parker
Feb 21, 20212 min read
G74 - Top Secret DC
Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20212 min read
Lava Cake - Joint Delivery
Greetings, fellow Tokers! I've been radio-silent recently, working hard in my back room churning up some intriguing new twists in the...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
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Jeremy Rider
Nov 18, 20202 min read
Jungle Cake - DMV Organics
If movies have taught me anything fellow Tokers, it is that you respect the Jungle! So when DC local I-71 compliant provider DMV Organics...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 10, 20203 min read
Designer Strain Deathmatch - Peanut Butter Minntz vs Collins Ave Cookies
So we thought we'd mix things up a little bit on this gloomy Saturday and, in a nod to MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch of yesteryear, we are...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 1, 20202 min read
Strawnana - Exotic Blooms
I've said previously in my review of a recent batch of Papaya that it's rare you get a strain that smells better than the fruit for which...
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Toker's Guide
Sep 28, 20202 min read
Garanamal - Exotic Blooms
Greetings my nighttime indica tokers. As an early riser, I had to stay up a bit late for this one, but it sure is a stupendous treat to...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 24, 20191 min read
Gorilla Cake - Baked DC
Cheers to the budtenders over at Baked DC for this potent and extremely pungent batch of Gorilla Cake. She's an indica dominant hybrid...
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