Grape Cake - RELVA
With 4th of July right around the corner, you might be asking yourself: "Do I have enough weed for the cookout I'm hosting this weekend?"...
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Jeremy Rider
Jun 25, 20212 min read
London Pound Cake - Promoco DC
Summer is here my lovely Tokers! Heat waves in the West! Cicadas in the East! What better way to celebrate than to chill out and listen...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 21, 20215 min read
Toker Vision - DC I-71 Storefront Edition
Quick Rip (Summary): - Audience members complained about some DC storefronts to us. - We hired a "consultant" to check out all the DC...
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May
Jun 19, 20212 min read
Phantom Kush - Puff Kings DC
Happy Saturday Tokers! I'm back from my travels and I've been creeping through this week in an attempt to get myself back on East Coast...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 12, 20212 min read
Yeti Glue - Neon Treez DC
Hey Toker's! Super quick and all points bulletin regarding a new and simply fantastic DC I-71 weed service I just stumbled across....
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May
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Bleu Cheese - All The Buzz
Happy Friday Tokers! It's May C. and I'm back to bring you another sparkling review for one of our new favorite storefronts that have...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Gelato #45 - Bagged Buds
We've reviewed a number of different Gelato's now from 33 to 74. I'm actually kind of surprised we haven't reviewed a 45 before, like...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 5, 20212 min read
Super Glue - Alternative Solutions
It's a beautiful Saturday morning and I'm happy to report that I got a great night's rest thanks to this lovely fresh-cut, indica...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 4, 20211 min read
🦍 Glue - Buddha Buddy
They say you can't say the name because people in corporate ladders somewhere will get mad at you...so I just put an emoji in front of it...
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Toker's Guide
May 28, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - 5/28
Hi Tokers! Ever wanting to keep you all better informed of the best cannabis out there in the DC scene, we present to you, Toker Vision....
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May
May 10, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Breath - The Stoner's Table
Hello beautiful tokers! I'm coming to you all this fine day to put you on to one of my new flavor favorites, Ice Cream Breath from The...
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Toker's Guide
May 7, 20212 min read
Cherry Lime Gelato - Georgetown Flavors
Hey tokers! If you're not familiar with Georgetown Flavors - and you're into designer/exotic cannabis - you definitely need to check them...
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Toker's Guide
May 4, 20211 min read
Buddha Breath - Puff Kings DC
When you cross Reclining Buddha, a highly enjoyable and enlightening indica heavy hybrid, with Mendo Breath the result is nothing short...
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May
Apr 29, 20212 min read
Slurricane - Fast Slice DC
To me the name Slurricane gives off a vibe like it's the largest or fastest roller coaster in a super aggressive amusement park....
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May
Apr 18, 20212 min read
Oreoz - The Safe House
Greetings everyone! I am delighted to be welcomed into this ensemble of tokers as the newest reviewer! For my first review, I had the...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 13, 20212 min read
Russian Assassin's "Secret Cookies" - Joint Delivery
Greetings Tokerverse! I must apologize for a brief break in the action. We (the Greens) were welcoming the newest addition to the Green...
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Jason Parker
Feb 21, 20212 min read
G74 - Top Secret DC
Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20212 min read
Lava Cake - Joint Delivery
Greetings, fellow Tokers! I've been radio-silent recently, working hard in my back room churning up some intriguing new twists in the...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
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Jeremy Rider
Nov 18, 20202 min read
Jungle Cake - DMV Organics
If movies have taught me anything fellow Tokers, it is that you respect the Jungle! So when DC local I-71 compliant provider DMV Organics...
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