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Toker's Guide
Feb 4, 20221 min read
Rainbowlato - Elevated Lounge DC
If you want to taste a rainbow of exotically delicious flavors that will thrill even the most refined cannabis connoisseurs, look no...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 3, 20221 min read
Rocket Fuel - Culta (Maryland Medical)
Rocket Fuel, a rare indica dominant hybrid (70:30), is created by combining Jet Fuel OG and Face Off OG. A heavy hitter, indica lovers...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 3, 20222 min read
Pie Hoe - District Derp
If you haven't had a chance to try District Derp, they're your friendly DC purveyor of dog-painted abstract art and a gifter of...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 3, 20221 min read
White Truffle - Buddha Buddy
White Truffle, an indica dominant hybrid from Buddha Buddy DC, descends from an unknown cross of the Gorilla Butter F2 phenotype. This...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 2, 20221 min read
PB Soufflé - District Firehouse
An indica leaning hybrid cross of Do-Si-Dos and Lava Cake, PB Souffle (aka Peanut Butter Souffle) from DC i-71 delivery service District...
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Maya Francesca
Jan 31, 20222 min read
Blue Runtz - No Kids Allowed
Blue Runtz, an indica leaning (65/35) cross between Blueberry and White Runtz from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is remarkably...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 30, 20221 min read
Candy Kush - Farm To Couch
We got our hands on some pretty epic Kush from DC i-71 delivery service, Farm To Couch, recently and we're psyched to share it with you...
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Maya Francesca
Jan 29, 20222 min read
Dessert Runtz - LOCAL'd
Dessert Runtz, a mostly indica variety (60/40) by DC i-71 delivery and local business-focused LOCAL'd, is a cross between Cookies & Cream...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 28, 20222 min read
Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC
Every once in a while I stumble upon a bag that catches my eye so well that I just have to grab it and take a closer look. Often times...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 21, 20222 min read
Jack One / Paris OG - No Kids Allowed
One for the day, one for the night! Right now award-winning DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is serving up some spectacular slices of...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Petro Headstash - District Firehouse
Without their smell proof jars, District Firehouse's samples would probably have made my whole house smell like a cross between a skunk,...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Xeno - Top Secret DC
How about some super frosty buds delivered on a super frosty day? This batch of Xeno from the now legendary i-71 delivery outfit, Top...
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Yoshi
Jan 16, 20221 min read
Thin Mintz - Joint Delivery
Check out these Thin Mintz from long-time DC i-71 professionals, Joint Delivery. It's listed as a hybrid and it smokes like one too....
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Toker's Guide
Jan 8, 20222 min read
Lemon Biscotti - No Kids Allowed
One of the best varietals I've had a chance to roll up this year (so far) is this Lemon Biscotti from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids...
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Fish 🐠
Jan 6, 20222 min read
Afternoon Delight #4, Rythm - Rise Bethesda
A former coworker from my dispensary days used to love to poke fun at Afternoon Delight and thought the name was unseemly. Paging Dr....
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Elle Weeds
Jan 5, 20221 min read
Zruntz - Joint Delivery
If you take Zkittles and cross it with Gelato #33, then take the resulting offspring and back cross it with Zkittles, you'll get the...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 5, 20221 min read
Gelato - Buddha Buddy DC
Greetings and Happy New Year to you all! After unplugging a bit and getting some much needed rest and recovery I'm back at it and hitting...
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Yoshi💚
Dec 29, 20212 min read
L.A. Confidential - gLeaf (VA Medical)
Time to slow things down, chill out, and relax with some L.A. Confidential. This child of OG LA Affie and Afghani is an Indica dominant...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 23, 20212 min read
Sunset Sherbert & Apple Fritter - Farm To Couch DC
Yet another round of local indoor just came on the gift menu over at DC i-71 delivery pros Farm To Couch. Both the Sunset Sherbert and...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 23, 20211 min read
Sweet Tartz - District Firehouse
Check out this new batch of Sweet Tartz from DC i-71 delivery service, District Firehouse. It runs nearly 50/50 - or perhaps just...
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