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Elle Weeds
Apr 15, 20221 min read
Marionberry - Euphoria DC
Named for the blackberry fruit, but also with special significance in DC due to former mayor Marion Barry, check out this primo batch of...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 14, 20221 min read
Blue Syrup - The Gift Givers
For all my super sweet and fruity indica lovers - and especially my Blueberry fanatics - I present to you this Blue Syrup from DC i-71...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 7, 20221 min read
Pink Runtz - District Derp
What could be better on a dreary rainy day in DC than to have some absolutely delicious Pink Runtz by your side? Currently available on...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 7, 20222 min read
Watermelon Gelato - Dreamy DC
The coloration of this Watermelon Gelato from DC motivational speech delivery and i-71 service, Dreamy DC, is something to behold. The...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 4, 20221 min read
Platinum Gorilla - Buddha Buddy
An indica dominant hybrid crossbreed of GG#4 and Platinum Kush, we're big fans of this new batch of Platinum Gorilla from DC i-71...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 2, 20222 min read
Kush Mintz - Flight Pass
Come take a "flight" with DC i-71 storefront Flight Pass and give these kushy Kush Mintz a try. She's a slightly indica dominant, but...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 1, 20221 min read
Northern Lights - Euphoria DC
A cross of Afghani and Thai indica's you can check out one of the most legendary strains of all time at DC i-71 storefront Euphoria DC...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 30, 20221 min read
Bio Chem by Culta - Blue Ridge Wellness, Parkville (MD Medical)
Bio Chem by Maryland's Culta, procured at Blue Ridge Wellness in Baltimore’s Parkville area, is an indica dominant cross between Chemdawg...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 21, 20221 min read
Jealousy x Kush Mintz - Buddha Buddy DC
Jealousy, a cross of Sherbert and Gelato #41, and Kush Mintz (Bubba Kush x Animal Mints) are bred to produce this highly potent indica...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 18, 20222 min read
King Louis XIII - No Kids Allowed
Many OG Kush fans swear by King Louis XIII as their favorite, which says a lot given the other OG varietals available. I guess with a...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 11, 20221 min read
Platinum Cookies - Euphoria Healing & Wellness
Platinum Cookies from DC i-71 day spa and storefront, Euphoria Healing & Wellness, is a slightly indica leaning hybrid (60/40) descending...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 10, 20222 min read
Blueberry Biscotti - Cannabear
In conversations with people throughout the DC area over the years I've noticed it's relatively common for them to A). medicate at night...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 9, 20221 min read
Carbon Fiber - Buddha Buddy DC
Carbon Fiber, from DC’s Buddha Buddy, is a three-way cross between Grape Pie, Cookies & Cream, and Biscotti. It’ll be love at first sight...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 3, 20222 min read
White Skittles - DC Dash
With an exotic fruit forward aroma that makes you think of rolling one up on your favorite tropical beach, these White Skittles are...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 26, 20221 min read
Icicles - District Derp
This Icicle specimen from DC i-71 delivery and pickup service District Derp is fresh, funky, and ready to send you into a stoney state of...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 25, 20222 min read
Frosty OG - District Firehouse
Frosty OG is an indica-dominant hybrid (65/35) with an unknown heritage from top-notch DC i-71 service District Firehouse. The smell of...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 24, 20221 min read
Garlic Cookies - LOCAL'd
For a local grown, indica-heavy, hard-hitting batch of Garlic Cookies look no further than local-only DC i-71 delivery service, LOCAL'd....
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Toker's Guide
Feb 17, 20221 min read
Grape Grenade - District Derp
One company that is paying extra close attention to quality while maintaining a super high level of customer service is DC i-71 pick-up...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 15, 20221 min read
Oreo - DC Dash
Now famous delivery service DC Dash sprinted by me on their way to their next customer and magically a sample of this Oreo strain...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 11, 20222 min read
Wedding Pie - Dreamy DC
If you're not familiar with Dreamy DC they're quite the motivational DC service. In fact, they deliver motivational speeches to you,...
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