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Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Madison Square Gumbo - Flight Pass DC
With a name resembling the legendary arena in NYC, this Madison Square Gumbo has a lot to live up to given the amazing bands and excellen...
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LizzieHaze
May 3, 20232 min read
Fall '97 by The Bank - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
One of my favorite aspects about The Bank is their ability to cultivate top-tier, flavorful, and original strains for their users. They'r...
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Terp Interpreter
May 3, 20232 min read
Runtz by The Bank - gLeaf, Colonial Heights (VA Medical)
Runtz is a beautiful and tasty candy flavored strain that took the country by storm because of its incredibly potent effects. I was never...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Traffic Jam - The Basement
With a name appropriate for the DC Metro area given all the traffic issues, this batch of Traffic Jam from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Toker Vision: Here's What We're Burnin' On This 420 Weekend In DC
Happy Holidaze! Many of DC's friendly neighborhood cannabis vendors are bringing out their best today and throughout the weekend to help...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 18, 20231 min read
Blueberry MAC - Flower Ave
This is a really nice batch of Blueberry MAC, now available from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Flower Ave. The slightly fruity, but...
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Spacey Sprouts
Apr 17, 20232 min read
Grape Bubblegum by Verano - ZenLeaf, Germantown (MD Medical)
From my experience Grape strains tend to be a fan favorite for the indica loving portion of the cannabis community. That's why, as an ind...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 14, 20231 min read
Gold Digger by Terp Lords - Flight Pass DC
As a three-way cross of Blue Dragon, Acapulco Gold, and C99, this Gold Digger is a veritable who's who of some of my favorite varietals...
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Sophie
Apr 13, 20232 min read
Oreoz - The Gift Givers
Fast-acting, powerful, euphoric, and relaxing, it didn’t take long before I was sinking comfortably into my chair. With a mile-wide grin...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Flap Jacks by Terp Lords - The Green Room
Sometimes an energetic indica makes for the best of wake and bake sessions and this Flap Jacks by the Terp Lords and currently available...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Grape Goober - Top Level DC
Though the name may not sound particularly appealing, this batch of Grape Goober from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Top Level, is like a...
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Spacey Sprouts
Apr 4, 20232 min read
Red Velvet Runtz by Center City Cultivation - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
Coming out of DC medical cannabis dispensary, Takoma Wellness Center, this Center City Cultivation creation is a FIRE strain by the name...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 4, 20232 min read
Wedding Dancer vs Black Truffle - The Gift Givers
The first thing I thought upon encountering these two phenomenal strains from DC i-71 cannabis delivery crew, The Gift Givers, was litera...
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Spacey Sprouts
Mar 31, 20232 min read
Milky Way X Baklava - Monko
With a name like Milky Way X Baklava I was excited to give this sample from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Monko, a try. I enjoy being re...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Black Runtz - No Kids Allowed
The nose on this batch of Black Runtz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary No Kids Allowed is just awesome. It's very similar to a fruit ca...
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Ben from Kannabus
Mar 30, 20232 min read
Lemon Rainbow - Cheeba DC
Rumors in the DMV weed world are that Cheeba DC has some fine exotic flavors that you won’t find in other area shops. So, when I was hand...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 29, 20232 min read
Chocolate Oreos - Buddha Buddy DC
I'm not sure what the "Chocolate" in this batch of Chocolate Oreos from DC i-71 delivery service Buddha Buddy DC means from a genetics st...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 24, 20232 min read
Master Gelato - Elevated Lounge
I've always enjoyed a good batch of Master Kush and Gelato in it's various forms is almost always in my stash box. So when I found out ab...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 24, 20232 min read
Princess Cut by Diamond Fire - Exotic Organics
These days when I see a nice pack with a crazy shape or wild name I find myself preparing to be let down by the contents. Yes, it seems t...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 23, 20232 min read
Rotten Fresaz - Lucky Chuckie
With an intriguing name and a nice, frosty appearance, this Rotten Fresaz specimen from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Lucky Chuckie...
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