Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC
Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 26, 20202 min read
One Lane Bridge - Banana Bread Slice (infused)
Season's greetings, DC I-71 gift vendors and Tokers everywhere! Let me tell you about some incredible edibles that I just had the...
Toker's Guide
Dec 21, 20203 min read
Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC
Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...
Jeremy Rider
Dec 13, 20202 min read
Discreet Distillate Cart - DMV Organics
Tokers, have you ever wanted to smoke, but found yourself in a setting that wasn’t exactly cannabis-friendly? What are you supposed to do...
Toker's Guide
Dec 9, 20202 min read
Banana Punch - Joint Delivery
Ahh, the winter indoor harvest season season is upon us. Intriguingly, many of the early batches I've seen have been "banana"-oriented in...
Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
Jeremy Rider
Nov 18, 20202 min read
Jungle Cake - DMV Organics
If movies have taught me anything fellow Tokers, it is that you respect the Jungle! So when DC local I-71 compliant provider DMV Organics...
Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20202 min read
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
Jeremy Rider
Nov 6, 20203 min read
Sour Gummies - DMV Organics
Hey Tokers, let’s make our dentists work for their money! We all know that candy rules, and sugar is delicious. If I’m not careful, I’ll...
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
Elle Weeds
Oct 28, 20202 min read
Saved By Cannabis - Joint Delivery
Greetings, Tokers! If you’re like me, you could use some serious relief from 2020. Only two more months to go! Yay! Luckily, I was stoked...
Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20202 min read
Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
Toker's Guide
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
Jeremy Rider
Oct 18, 20202 min read
White Haze Diamond Cart - DMV Organics
Have you ever wanted to shoot white-hot laser beams of energized focus out of your eyeballs whilst you tackle the challenges of your day?...
Toker's Guide
Oct 3, 20201 min read
Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC
Good morning fellow tokers! I couldn't let any more time go by without letting you know about some great new tree coming out of Top...
Toker's Guide
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC
Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...
Toker's Guide
Nov 24, 20191 min read
Gorilla Cake - Baked DC
Cheers to the budtenders over at Baked DC for this potent and extremely pungent batch of Gorilla Cake. She's an indica dominant hybrid...
Toker's Guide
Nov 17, 20192 min read
Jet Fuel Gelato - Baked DC
Can't say enough about this Jet Fuel Gelato from our friends over at Baked DC. It's a mega strong strain that has tested as high as 29%...
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