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Jason Parker
Feb 4, 20213 min read
Trail Blazers’ THC-infused Honey
We’ve all seen THC-infused coconut oil, olive oil and i’ve even seen infused avocado oil - but THC-infused honey?!?! OK - I’m officially...
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Jason Parker
Jan 29, 20212 min read
Black Cherry Pie - Top Secret DC
Do you ever spend any time just gazing at your bud? I mean, really looking at it. This Black Cherry Pie by Top Secret DC is a real...
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Jeremy Rider
Jan 28, 20212 min read
Moon Rock Pre-rolls - DMV Organics
Earth is wack, fellow Tokers! All the noise around here has got me feeling like I need to change up my scenery and get out of here for a...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20212 min read
Lava Cake - Joint Delivery
Greetings, fellow Tokers! I've been radio-silent recently, working hard in my back room churning up some intriguing new twists in the...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 28, 20202 min read
Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC
Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 26, 20202 min read
One Lane Bridge - Banana Bread Slice (infused)
Season's greetings, DC I-71 gift vendors and Tokers everywhere! Let me tell you about some incredible edibles that I just had the...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 21, 20203 min read
Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC
Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...
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Jeremy Rider
Dec 13, 20202 min read
Discreet Distillate Cart - DMV Organics
Tokers, have you ever wanted to smoke, but found yourself in a setting that wasn’t exactly cannabis-friendly? What are you supposed to do...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 9, 20202 min read
Banana Punch - Joint Delivery
Ahh, the winter indoor harvest season season is upon us. Intriguingly, many of the early batches I've seen have been "banana"-oriented in...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
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Jeremy Rider
Nov 18, 20202 min read
Jungle Cake - DMV Organics
If movies have taught me anything fellow Tokers, it is that you respect the Jungle! So when DC local I-71 compliant provider DMV Organics...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20202 min read
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
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Jeremy Rider
Nov 6, 20203 min read
Sour Gummies - DMV Organics
Hey Tokers, let’s make our dentists work for their money! We all know that candy rules, and sugar is delicious. If I’m not careful, I’ll...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20202 min read
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
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Elle Weeds
Oct 28, 20202 min read
Saved By Cannabis - Joint Delivery
Greetings, Tokers! If you’re like me, you could use some serious relief from 2020. Only two more months to go! Yay! Luckily, I was stoked...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20202 min read
Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
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Jeremy Rider
Oct 18, 20202 min read
White Haze Diamond Cart - DMV Organics
Have you ever wanted to shoot white-hot laser beams of energized focus out of your eyeballs whilst you tackle the challenges of your day?...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 3, 20201 min read
Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC
Good morning fellow tokers! I couldn't let any more time go by without letting you know about some great new tree coming out of Top...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC
Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...
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