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Toker's Guide
Jun 12, 20212 min read
Yeti Glue - Neon Treez DC
Hey Toker's! Super quick and all points bulletin regarding a new and simply fantastic DC I-71 weed service I just stumbled across....
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May
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Bleu Cheese - All The Buzz
Happy Friday Tokers! It's May C. and I'm back to bring you another sparkling review for one of our new favorite storefronts that have...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 11, 20212 min read
Gelato #45 - Bagged Buds
We've reviewed a number of different Gelato's now from 33 to 74. I'm actually kind of surprised we haven't reviewed a 45 before, like...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 4, 20211 min read
🦍 Glue - Buddha Buddy
They say you can't say the name because people in corporate ladders somewhere will get mad at you...so I just put an emoji in front of it...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 3, 20212 min read
Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC
We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...
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Toker's Guide
May 28, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - 5/28
Hi Tokers! Ever wanting to keep you all better informed of the best cannabis out there in the DC scene, we present to you, Toker Vision....
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May
May 10, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Breath - The Stoner's Table
Hello beautiful tokers! I'm coming to you all this fine day to put you on to one of my new flavor favorites, Ice Cream Breath from The...
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Toker's Guide
May 7, 20212 min read
Cherry Lime Gelato - Georgetown Flavors
Hey tokers! If you're not familiar with Georgetown Flavors - and you're into designer/exotic cannabis - you definitely need to check them...
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Toker's Guide
May 4, 20211 min read
Buddha Breath - Puff Kings DC
When you cross Reclining Buddha, a highly enjoyable and enlightening indica heavy hybrid, with Mendo Breath the result is nothing short...
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May
Apr 29, 20212 min read
Slurricane - Fast Slice DC
To me the name Slurricane gives off a vibe like it's the largest or fastest roller coaster in a super aggressive amusement park....
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Jeremy Rider
Apr 28, 20213 min read
Carts & Darts - Promoco DC
Spring is here, my lovely Tokers! The weather is wonderful, recreational cannabis legalization is just around the corner, and the...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 23, 20212 min read
White Gushers - Top Secret DC
Happy Friday tokers! I hope everyone is recovering from the major midweek holiday that was 4/20/21! We had a blast roaming around to all...
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May
Apr 18, 20212 min read
Oreoz - The Safe House
Greetings everyone! I am delighted to be welcomed into this ensemble of tokers as the newest reviewer! For my first review, I had the...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 31, 20212 min read
Ferrari Runtz - Tribal Leaf DC
Lineage: Ferrari OG x Runtz Species: Hybrid (close to 50/50 - indica/sativa) Smell: Piney lemon Taste: Creamy piney Appearance: Small...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 26, 20212 min read
Gelonade - Puff Kings DC
Matt Green (Founder, Toker's Guide): "I'd like to give a super warm and fuzzy welcome to one awesome new member of the Toker's Guide I-71...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 17, 20212 min read
Delta-8 Carts - Flowerz
Delta-8 THC. Sounds a bit like a science experiment, right? As if the Government was genetically engineering THC and this particular...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 13, 20212 min read
Russian Assassin's "Secret Cookies" - Joint Delivery
Greetings Tokerverse! I must apologize for a brief break in the action. We (the Greens) were welcoming the newest addition to the Green...
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Jason Parker
Feb 21, 20212 min read
G74 - Top Secret DC
Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...
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Jason Parker
Feb 10, 20212 min read
Sour Gummies - Baghead Boys
Gummies, cookies and, of course, the classic brownie. All popular edible cannabis varieties, all delicious. Edibles are tricky to get...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 10, 20212 min read
Fruit Leather "High Rollers" - One Lane Bridge
What's up, fellow Tokers and edible enthusiasts! I'm here with the culinary wizards from One Lane Bridge who have whipped up some highly...
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