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Toker's Guide
Feb 17, 20221 min read
Grape Grenade - District Derp
One company that is paying extra close attention to quality while maintaining a super high level of customer service is DC i-71 pick-up...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 16, 20222 min read
Scotti Cake - Cannabear
If you take Gelato 41, cross it with Animal Mintz, and then cross that with Biscotti, the result is this absolutely spectacular Scotti...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 15, 20221 min read
Mimosa - Buddha Buddy
Mimosa from Buddha Buddy in DC is a sativa dominant hybrid (70/30) created by crossing Purple Punch and Clementine. With near perfect...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 15, 20221 min read
Oreo - DC Dash
Now famous delivery service DC Dash sprinted by me on their way to their next customer and magically a sample of this Oreo strain...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 11, 20222 min read
Wedding Pie - Dreamy DC
If you're not familiar with Dreamy DC they're quite the motivational DC service. In fact, they deliver motivational speeches to you,...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 9, 20221 min read
Kobe OG - Joint Delivery
Skunky, but creamy. Fruity, but spicy. This Kobe OG, aka True OG, is an indica of the highest order. You can capture this elusive...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 3, 20222 min read
Pie Hoe - District Derp
If you haven't had a chance to try District Derp, they're your friendly DC purveyor of dog-painted abstract art and a gifter of...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 3, 20221 min read
White Truffle - Buddha Buddy
White Truffle, an indica dominant hybrid from Buddha Buddy DC, descends from an unknown cross of the Gorilla Butter F2 phenotype. This...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 2, 20221 min read
PB Soufflé - District Firehouse
An indica leaning hybrid cross of Do-Si-Dos and Lava Cake, PB Souffle (aka Peanut Butter Souffle) from DC i-71 delivery service District...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 30, 20221 min read
Candy Kush - Farm To Couch
We got our hands on some pretty epic Kush from DC i-71 delivery service, Farm To Couch, recently and we're psyched to share it with you...
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Maya Francesca
Jan 29, 20222 min read
Dessert Runtz - LOCAL'd
Dessert Runtz, a mostly indica variety (60/40) by DC i-71 delivery and local business-focused LOCAL'd, is a cross between Cookies & Cream...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 28, 20222 min read
Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC
Every once in a while I stumble upon a bag that catches my eye so well that I just have to grab it and take a closer look. Often times...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 27, 20222 min read
Raffy's Donut Rosin Rolls - Joint Delivery
Many times pre-rolls have a "pre-roll" smell to them. Sure it still smells like good weed, but often there's a little stale or slightly...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 20, 20222 min read
Infused Latte Bon Bons - District Derp
To be honest, I know almost nothing about bon bons. I know a lot about cannabis, but very very little about bon bons. Yet, here we...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Petro Headstash - District Firehouse
Without their smell proof jars, District Firehouse's samples would probably have made my whole house smell like a cross between a skunk,...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Berry Haze - Farm to Couch
If you haven't had the chance to check out the local grown, small batch, indoor harvests that DC i-71 service Farm to Couch has been...
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Elle Weeds
Jan 18, 20221 min read
Chocolate Diesel - Sugar Ray's DC
A highly potent sativa dominant cross of Sour Diesel and Chocolate Thai, this Chocolate Diesel from DC i-71 delivery service Sugar Ray's...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Xeno - Top Secret DC
How about some super frosty buds delivered on a super frosty day? This batch of Xeno from the now legendary i-71 delivery outfit, Top...
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Yoshi
Jan 16, 20221 min read
Thin Mintz - Joint Delivery
Check out these Thin Mintz from long-time DC i-71 professionals, Joint Delivery. It's listed as a hybrid and it smokes like one too....
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Toker's Guide
Jan 14, 20221 min read
Candyland - DC Dash
Happy Friday! If you're reading this, you're probably bored and would rather be toking on some sweet, sweet cheeba. Wouldn't we all! In...
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