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Toker's Guide
Aug 6, 20222 min read
Red Pill - Exotic Organics
"If you take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland,...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 5, 20222 min read
Exorcist Gelato - The Gift Givers
Good Morning and Happy Friday everyone! Between the Grease Monkey earlier this week and this Exorcist Gelato there's now a battle for...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Grease Monkey - Heady Club DC
🚨Gas Alert!⛽️ I wasn't going to do anymore reviews today, but then this batch of Grease Monkey came across my desk and I had to let...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Blue Haze & Gorilla Glue Whole Flower Carts - District Derp
As a big fan of recreational delivery service District Derp's Whole Flower cartridges I was psyched to hear that they got some new...
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Toker's Guide
Aug 3, 20222 min read
Sour Diesel - Local'd
A long time sativa favorite of mine, Sour Diesel used to be one of the most popular strains in the country in the late 90's and early...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 29, 20221 min read
Bubblegum Sorbet - Flower Ave
Happy Friday! If you were looking at the photos of these buds without any context of time or season, you might be inclined to think that...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 29, 20221 min read
Primates - Royale Dankness
After not really hearing of this cultivar I've now encountered it twice in a month. This is a different batch entirely, but similarly...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 28, 20222 min read
Smarties - Cannabear
With a mega delicious sweet, sugary, and slightly fruity flavor along with some awesomely potent effects, you need to check out these...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 27, 20221 min read
Black Runtz - The Gift Givers
Well would you just look at this freaking gorgeous batch of Black Runtz now available from DC recreational (i-71) weed delivery service,...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 26, 20222 min read
Pinkman Goo - Kali Kraves
Pinkman Goo has been noted by other online cannabis gurus as having a unique genetic mutation whereby resinous droplets develop on the...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 22, 20221 min read
Double Baccio - Royale Dankness
This super duper exotic Double Baccio from DC recreational (i-71) delivery royalty, Royale Dankness, is a cross of the very rare Frosty...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 22, 20222 min read
Oreo Mints - Exotic Organics
This Oreo Mints (aka SinMint Cookies) from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service Exotic Organics is an indica dominant hybrid cross of...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 21, 20221 min read
Grape Soda - DC Dash
Listed as an "excellent evening strain" by several publications we were stoked to get to try this phenotype of Tahoe OG that goes by the...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 21, 20221 min read
Blue Dream Pre-rolls (5 Pack) - The Pre Roll Guys
If you want good pre-rolls sometimes it's best to go to the guys who specialize in said skillset. Some of the best of those guys in town...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 20, 20222 min read
Shocktane - District Derp
There's not a lot of info to go on with respect to the lineage of this Shocktane from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, District...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 15, 20222 min read
Primates - Lucky Chuckie
Although not a lot of information seems to be available about this Primates strain from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service, Lucky...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 15, 20222 min read
Kush Mintz x Do-si-dos - The Gift Givers
Sometimes the photos of the buds we review speak for themselves. I feel that's the case with this absolutely spectacular batch of Kush...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 15, 20222 min read
Han Solo Burger - High There DC
We had not heard of Han Solo Burger before so we thank recreational (i-71) service High There DC for bringing it to our attention with...
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Elle Weeds
Jul 14, 20221 min read
Temptations - Heady Club DC
So the lineage for this Temptations from DC recreational (i-71) delivery service Heady Club DC is listed as Ice Cream Cake X Seed Junky's...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 13, 20221 min read
Grapple Pie - Kali Kraves
From DC recreational (i-71) delivery squad Kali Kraves, this Grapple Pie is a balanced cross of the astoundingly potent Apple Fritter and...
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