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Toker's Guide
Feb 29, 20242 min read
Super Lemon Haze by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
Super Lemon Haze is a well-known and celebrated cannabis strain that has earned a reputation for its distinct flavor profile and upliftin...
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Barn Burner
Feb 28, 20241 min read
Turrón Rosa by Don Merfos - Hotbox Uptown
Indulge in some of nature's best flower from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, with the Turron Rosa strain.This batch grown by...
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Barn Burner
Feb 28, 20241 min read
White Runtz - Monko
Like a scoop of vanilla ice cream adorned with diamonds, this batch of White Runtz is currently stocking the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 27, 20242 min read
Vice City - The Herban Hustle
As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 26, 20242 min read
Forbidden Runtz - Cheeba DC
When I saw the name Forbidden Runtz on the shelf it made me reflect on a different time in the recent past - one where the "authorities"...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 24, 20241 min read
Emerald Runtz - Flight Pass
Emerald Runtz gleams with the brilliance of a polished emerald, its beautiful buds shimmering with trichomes much like facets of a finely...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 23, 20242 min read
Vibranium - Bloomingdale Organic
Another beautiful specimen of local exotic cannabis, this Vibranium comes to us from DC craft growers, Bloomingdale Organic. It's a canna...
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Barn Burner
Feb 21, 20242 min read
Black Truffle - Elevated Lounge
Take a gander at this gorgeous batch of Black Truffle currently on the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge. Much lik...
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Barn Burner
Feb 21, 20242 min read
Tropical Gelato - Smoke Jumpers
Prepare for a flavor-packed adventure with Tropical Gelato, the latest offering from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers. True to...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 21, 20241 min read
White Cherry Dulce - Top Level
Savor the sweetness of White Cherry Dulce with each inhale, as flavors of juicy cherries dance on the palate. Cherry terps aren’t my go t...
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Barn Burner
Feb 20, 20242 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - Treehouse DC
Trees drop leaves, but DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, drops fire buds. This time around it's some top-shelf Lemon Cherry Gel...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 19, 20242 min read
Pablo by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness
Ever dreamed of experiencing the intoxicating allure of Pablo Escobar's empire without the risk? With some of the wildest packaging I’ve...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 16, 20241 min read
Grape Ape by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
Release your primal instincts with this Grape Ape cultivated by Alternative Solutions and currently available through DC marijuana dispen...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 15, 20241 min read
Modified Bananas - The Garden
The smells coming off of this batch of Modified Bananas makes it seem like it came straight from the Dole Factory, when in fact it's avai...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 13, 20241 min read
Sherbanger - Capital Remedy
This isn’t the first Sherbanger sample that has come across my table, and I definitely don’t want it to be my last. I really like this st...
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Barn Burner
Feb 13, 20242 min read
Cherry Mayhem - Hotbox Uptown
DC I-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, is shaking things up by rolling out some sweet chaos with this new batch of Cherry Mayhem. W...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 9, 20241 min read
Cherry Blaster - The Green Room
This strain sounds more like something you’d try in the bedroom, but all dirty jokes aside, Cherry Blaster is currently available from Th...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 9, 20242 min read
Candy Yogurt - Smoke Jumpers
If you haven't had a chance to check out DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers, yet then we suggest making your way to the Logan Ci...
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Barn Burner
Feb 8, 20242 min read
Agent X - Mr. Nice Guys DC
Initial Thoughts For this mission Mr Nice Guys, a DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, has put their best on the case: Agent X. Beyond the...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 8, 20242 min read
Elevated Gummies - Elevated Lounge DC
If you’re looking for the easiest way to get elevated then consider these Elevated Gummies from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lo...
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