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Terp Interpreter
May 29, 20242 min read
Lato Pop Pool Party - Smoke Jumpers
What better way to kick off the unofficial start of summer than to get your toes wet with this batch of Pool Party from DC marijuana disp...
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Terp Interpreter
May 28, 20242 min read
Mimosa & Permanent Marker "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - The Garden
The Mimosa & Permanent Marker "Flip" Vape Pen by DC MOTA comes in a sleek, dual-chamber design, allowing users to switch between strains...
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Terp Interpreter
May 25, 20241 min read
Frosted Zkittlez - Happy Bud
From the get-go, Frosted Zkittlez, from DC marijuana dispensary, Happy Bud, impressed me with its vibrant color and potent aroma. This st...
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Terp Interpreter
May 23, 20241 min read
Death Star by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center
Unsealing this jar of Death Star by Alt Sol, the powerful, pungent aroma hit harder than the super laser that blew up Alderaan. This Star...
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Terp Interpreter
May 23, 20241 min read
Purple Push Pop - Top Level
When I opened this pack of Purple Push Pop from DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, I was immediately hit with a sweet, creamy aroma remi...
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Barn Burner
May 21, 20242 min read
Boss Pop - Capital Remedy
Fresh from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, check out this Boss Pop. Originally bred and cultivated by LA based, High Tolerance...
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Terp Interpreter
May 18, 20242 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - The Herban Hustle
So much Lemon Cherry Gelato is circulating around it's hard to know which batch is worth grabbing and which ones are worth passing by. Ho...
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Terp Interpreter
May 17, 20241 min read
Lava Cake 2G Cannon Pre-roll by Cannahiba - Elevated Lounge
What’s better than finding a fresh batch of Lava Cake? It’s finding a 2G cannon of Lava Cake expertly rolled by Cannahiba and available a...
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Terp Interpreter
May 16, 20241 min read
Wake N Bake - Smoke Jumpers
Keeping in line with this strains name, I thought it’d only be right to start my day off with a joint of Wake N Bake, the latest offering...
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Barn Burner
May 15, 20242 min read
Pink Panther - Taste Budz DC
Initial Thoughts Much like Jacque Clouseau cracking the case, Pink Panther is shrouded in mystery with its unknown origins and lore of a...
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Terp Interpreter
May 14, 20241 min read
Guava City - Flight Pass
Transport yourself to a sun-kissed tropical paradise with Guava City, currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Flight Pass. Guav...
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Terp Interpreter
May 14, 20241 min read
Tokyo Snow - YANA Wellness
Tokyo Snow, from DC marijuana dispensary, YANA Wellness, invites you to experience the peacefulness and purity of freshly fallen snow. Li...
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Terp Interpreter
May 14, 20241 min read
Presi - The Green Room
Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by Presi, currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, The Green Room. After getting it out of th...
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Terp Interpreter
May 10, 20242 min read
Yamagucci Coochie - Treehouse DC
Like an Olympic figure skater, this Yamagucci Coochie from DC marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, has skated its way into the hearts and...
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Toker's Guide
May 9, 20242 min read
Gelato 41 by The Herban Hustle - Capital Remedy
I was super stoked to get my hands on this fresh batch of Gelato 41, cultivated by The Herban Hustle and available at Capital Remedy in W...
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Terp Interpreter
May 8, 20242 min read
Zoap - Elevated Lounge
Slipping and sliding in from DC marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, this batch of the always popular Zoap is high potency with a well...
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Terp Interpreter
May 4, 20242 min read
High Fructose Corn Syrup - YANA Wellness
It’s already loved in sodas, cereals, and condiments so why not add a little High Fructose Corn Syrup to sweeten up your next toke too. F...
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Toker's Guide
May 4, 20242 min read
Jack Herer by Alternative Solutions (Alt Sol) - Takoma Wellness Center Dispensary
It's been a minute since we've checked out Alt Sol's Jack Herer, but they've got the cultivation of this legendary strain down to a fine...
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Terp Interpreter
May 3, 20242 min read
Red Bull & Ice Cream Cake "Flips" Vape Pen by DC MOTA - Taste Budz
After speaking with so many of Toker’s Guides readers at our 4/20 event the one product that kept getting brought up was these DC MOTA va...
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Terp Interpreter
May 3, 20242 min read
Platinum Cry Baby by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness
These baby bottle shaped packs of Platinum Cry Baby are currently available from DC marijuana dispensary, Maven Wellness. Cultivated loca...
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