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Toker's Guide
Apr 27, 20222 min read
Animal Style - House of Herbs (DC)
If you've ever been to an In-N-Out burger while traveling out west then you'll likely know that the term "Animal Style" carries a special...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20223 min read
Toker Vision - Here's What We're Burnin' On This 4/20 in DC
We were inundated with phenomenal buds to review just before our favorite stoner holiday and with no time to spare, and a strong urge to...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 15, 20221 min read
Marionberry - Euphoria DC
Named for the blackberry fruit, but also with special significance in DC due to former mayor Marion Barry, check out this primo batch of...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 6, 20222 min read
Blue Champagne - Elevated Lounge DC
As a toast to yesterday's resounding win for DC i-71 businesses (WE WON! More info here) storefront Elevated Lounge has released this...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 2, 20222 min read
Kush Mintz - Flight Pass
Come take a "flight" with DC i-71 storefront Flight Pass and give these kushy Kush Mintz a try. She's a slightly indica dominant, but...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 1, 20221 min read
Northern Lights - Euphoria DC
A cross of Afghani and Thai indica's you can check out one of the most legendary strains of all time at DC i-71 storefront Euphoria DC...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 25, 20222 min read
Tropicana Cherries - Elevated Lounge DC
Happy Friday everyone! Just in time for the famed Cherry Blossoms here in DC, i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge is rolling out this batch...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 18, 20222 min read
King Louis XIII - No Kids Allowed
Many OG Kush fans swear by King Louis XIII as their favorite, which says a lot given the other OG varietals available. I guess with a...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 17, 20221 min read
MAC Stomper - Flight Pass DC
🇮🇪Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!🇮🇪 In celebration of the day we found the finest green, white, and orange specimen we could - this...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 15, 20221 min read
Purple Platinum - House of Herbs
A powerful and nearly pure indica, this Purple Platinum Kush from DC i-71 storefront House of Herbs is so relaxing and meditative I've...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 11, 20221 min read
Platinum Cookies - Euphoria Healing & Wellness
Platinum Cookies from DC i-71 day spa and storefront, Euphoria Healing & Wellness, is a slightly indica leaning hybrid (60/40) descending...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 10, 20221 min read
Gary Payton - Elevated Lounge
We've reviewed Gary Payton before, but it wasn't like this absolutely phenomenal batch from DC i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge. If you've...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Scotti 33 - Flight Pass
A balanced hybrid crossbreed also known as "Scottie Pippen", this Scotti 33 is a mashup of Biscotti and Lemon Cherry Gelato strains....
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Maya Francesca
Mar 2, 20222 min read
Alien OG - No Kids Allowed
Alien OG from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is an even hybrid cross (50/50) between Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. A strong incense-like...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 24, 20221 min read
White Nerds - Euphoria DC
Nerds, also known as Nerdz, is a nearly 50/50 hybrid crossbreed of Strawberry Cough and Grape Ape. To get "White Nerds", however, they've...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 18, 20222 min read
Giggle Sticks - Elevated Lounge DC
I'm pretty much in love with these Giggle Sticks from DC i-71 (recreational) storefront Elevated Lounge. If you were at our recent event,...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 14, 20221 min read
Half Pint - Flight Pass DC
Hey everyone! I'd like to direct your attention to U St. area DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass. They've got some gorgeous, fresh flower...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 10, 20221 min read
Space Runtz - No Kids Allowed (DC)
Space Runtz, an Honors strain from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) created by crossing Zkittlez...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 10, 20221 min read
LA Confidential - House of Herbs (DC)
They say the "confidential" in LA Confidential comes from the mystery surrounding both of this cultivar's parents, Afghani and California...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 9, 20221 min read
Gary Payton - Euphoria DC
This Gary Payton from DC i-71 storefront and day spa, Euphoria Healing & Wellness, is a potent but evenly balanced 50/50 hybrid. A cross...
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