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Toker's Guide
May 3, 20232 min read
Pineapple OG Live Resin Carts by DC MOTA - No Kids Allowed
If you're a sativa lover looking for an on-the-go option that will keep your motor running
then do yourself a favor and check out this...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Traffic Jam - The Basement
With a name appropriate for the DC Metro area given all the traffic issues, this batch of Traffic Jam from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Flying Monkey Piss by The Wizard of Za - The Green Room
With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefr...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Pine Zol - MASC
With a nose similar to Lemon Cherry Gelato, but with more piney elements, this batch of Pine Zol from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 27, 20232 min read
Citrus Tsunami - Elevated Lounge
I can't think of a more fitting name for this batch of Citrus Tsunami from DC i-71 dispensary storefront, Elevated Lounge. Like when all...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 27, 20232 min read
Helium - The Garden DC
With a robust, savory, skunky, and slightly sour nose, this Helium from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, The Garden, reminded me of some old...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Toker Vision: Here's What We're Burnin' On This 420 Weekend In DC
Happy Holidaze! Many of DC's friendly neighborhood cannabis vendors are bringing out their best today and throughout the weekend to help...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 18, 20232 min read
Apples & Bananas - Monko
Have a look at this gorgeous Apples and Bananas flower specimen from DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Monko. It has all the hallma...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 15, 20231 min read
How To Celebrate 420 in DC
Here's our recommended activities, events, and deals in Washington DC for every stoner's favorite holiday, 420 (also known as April 20th)...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 14, 20231 min read
Gold Digger by Terp Lords - Flight Pass DC
As a three-way cross of Blue Dragon, Acapulco Gold, and C99, this Gold Digger is a veritable who's who of some of my favorite varietals...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 13, 20231 min read
Guava Cherry Gelato - Cheeba DC
Here's what I'm burning on today - this Guava Cherry Gelato from DC I-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Cheeba DC. It's got a mega punge...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Grape Goober - Top Level DC
Though the name may not sound particularly appealing, this batch of Grape Goober from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Top Level, is like a...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 7, 20231 min read
Açaí Berry Gelato - The Garden DC
The most notable thing about this batch of Açaí Berry Gelato from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Garden, is the mega funky aroma. It'...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 6, 20231 min read
Diesel Cake - The Basement
Given the sparse supply of great sativas in the region I'm always keeping my eye out for them. One available, high-caliber option is this...
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Spacey Sprouts
Apr 3, 20232 min read
Jack Herer - Giving Tree
If you're into a sativa leaning strain, that doesn't give you that anxious wreck feeling, then I highly suggest checking out this batch o...
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Spacey Sprouts
Mar 31, 20232 min read
Milky Way X Baklava - Monko
With a name like Milky Way X Baklava I was excited to give this sample from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, Monko, a try. I enjoy being re...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Black Runtz - No Kids Allowed
The nose on this batch of Black Runtz from DC i-71 storefront dispensary No Kids Allowed is just awesome. It's very similar to a fruit ca...
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Ben from Kannabus
Mar 30, 20232 min read
Lemon Rainbow - Cheeba DC
Rumors in the DMV weed world are that Cheeba DC has some fine exotic flavors that you won’t find in other area shops. So, when I was hand...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 24, 20232 min read
Master Gelato - Elevated Lounge
I've always enjoyed a good batch of Master Kush and Gelato in it's various forms is almost always in my stash box. So when I found out ab...
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Spacey Sprouts
Mar 23, 20232 min read
Sour Purple Punch - The Green Room
Typically when I see the word sour in a strain, such as this Sour Purple Punch from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, The Green Room, it lea...
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