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Earth is wack, fellow Tokers! All the noise around here has got me feeling like I need to change up my scenery and get out of here for a...
Toker's Guide
- Jan 17, 2021
- 2 min
Lava Cake - Joint Delivery
Greetings, fellow Tokers! I've been radio-silent recently, working hard in my back room churning up some intriguing new twists in the...
Toker's Guide
- Dec 28, 2020
- 2 min
Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC
Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...
Toker's Guide
- Dec 26, 2020
- 2 min
One Lane Bridge - Banana Bread Slice (infused)
Season's greetings, DC I-71 gift vendors and Tokers everywhere! Let me tell you about some incredible edibles that I just had the...
Toker's Guide
- Dec 21, 2020
- 3 min
Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC
Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...
Jeremy Rider
- Dec 13, 2020
- 2 min
Discreet Distillate Cart - DMV Organics
Tokers, have you ever wanted to smoke, but found yourself in a setting that wasn’t exactly cannabis-friendly? What are you supposed to do...
Toker's Guide
- Dec 9, 2020
- 2 min
Banana Punch - Joint Delivery
Ahh, the winter indoor harvest season season is upon us. Intriguingly, many of the early batches I've seen have been "banana"-oriented in...
Toker's Guide
- Nov 20, 2020
- 2 min
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
Jeremy Rider
- Nov 18, 2020
- 2 min
Jungle Cake - DMV Organics
If movies have taught me anything fellow Tokers, it is that you respect the Jungle! So when DC local I-71 compliant provider DMV Organics...
Toker's Guide
- Nov 13, 2020
- 2 min
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
Jeremy Rider
- Nov 6, 2020
- 3 min
Sour Gummies - DMV Organics
Hey Tokers, let’s make our dentists work for their money! We all know that candy rules, and sugar is delicious. If I’m not careful, I’ll...
Toker's Guide
- Oct 30, 2020
- 2 min
Grease Monkey - Exotic Blooms
One of the most gassy strains I've had in some time, this Grease Monkey from Exotic Blooms is an indica dominant hybrid and cross of the...
Elle Weeds
- Oct 28, 2020
- 2 min
Saved By Cannabis - Joint Delivery
Greetings, Tokers! If you’re like me, you could use some serious relief from 2020. Only two more months to go! Yay! Luckily, I was stoked...
Toker's Guide
- Oct 24, 2020
- 2 min
Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
Toker's Guide
- Oct 20, 2020
- 2 min
Purple God - Exotic Blooms
Purple God, brought to us by Exotic Blooms, is a super exotic and typically rare indica dominant hybrid strain created by re-crossing God...
Jeremy Rider
- Oct 18, 2020
- 2 min
White Haze Diamond Cart - DMV Organics
Have you ever wanted to shoot white-hot laser beams of energized focus out of your eyeballs whilst you tackle the challenges of your day?...
Jeremy Rider
- Oct 7, 2020
- 2 min
NYC Diesel Live Resin - DMV Organics
My fellow Tokers, the game is changing before our possibly red eyes. (Remember to be good to your eyes and use moisturizing drops!) The...
Toker's Guide
- Oct 1, 2020
- 2 min
Strawnana - Exotic Blooms
I've said previously in my review of a recent batch of Papaya that it's rare you get a strain that smells better than the fruit for which...
Toker's Guide
- Sep 27, 2020
- 2 min
Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good evening fellow tokers! The weed fairy has really been sprinkling her magic dust on the DC weed scene lately. What do I mean by that?...
Toker's Guide
- Jun 13, 2020
- 1 min
Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC
Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...
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