Sparkly Biscuit - Mother Blossom
I'd never heard of Sparkly Biscuit before so I was eager to open the, may I say, beautiful pink glass jar from DC i-71 storefront, Mother...
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Elle Weeds
May 11, 20231 min read
Lemon Poppers - MASC
This batch of Lemon Poppers from DC i-71 storefront, MASC, is a deliciously cheesy, sour citrus smelling varietal that will pick you up...
Toker's Guide
May 11, 20232 min read
Gary Payton - Giving Tree
Amidst the NBA playoffs I feel it's only fitting that we should review a really nice specimen of Gary Payton currently available from DC...
Toker's Guide
May 9, 20232 min read
Blue Slushie - Cannabear DC
When I went to the pool as a kid in the summertime there was a 7-11 across the street that we would all walk to in order to get slushies...
Toker's Guide
May 9, 20232 min read
Ice Cream Cake - Elevated Lounge
They say that when someone is going overboard, but gets everything they want simultaneously that they are "having their cake and eating i...
Toker's Guide
May 5, 20231 min read
Red Bull - Monko
If you're looking for some absolute fire to burn down on this weekend then look no further than DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, M...
Toker's Guide
May 5, 20231 min read
Cream Soda - Peace In The Air
I'm psyched to try this batch of Cream Soda from long time DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Peace In The Air. They've been putting...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Jet Fuel Gelato - Flower Ave
Jet Fuel Gelato is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. It's tremendously popular in certain circles and kn...
Cal Naughton Jr
May 4, 20232 min read
Ricky Bobby OG - HYFE
"If you ain't first, you're last!" That's what Ricky Bobby would say, and he would know. He's the world's greatest NASCAR driver, and he'...
Elle Weeds
May 4, 20231 min read
Pure Oregon Diesel - The Gift Givers
Pure Oregon Diesel is a very unique strain with a strong aroma and phenomenal flavor that's presently available from DC i-71 cannabis del...
Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Madison Square Gumbo - Flight Pass DC
With a name resembling the legendary arena in NYC, this Madison Square Gumbo has a lot to live up to given the amazing bands and excellen...
Elle Weeds
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Traffic Jam - The Basement
With a name appropriate for the DC Metro area given all the traffic issues, this batch of Traffic Jam from DC i-71 storefront dispensary...
Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Flying Monkey Piss by The Wizard of Za - The Green Room
With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefr...
Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Pine Zol - MASC
With a nose similar to Lemon Cherry Gelato, but with more piney elements, this batch of Pine Zol from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC...
Toker's Guide
Apr 27, 20232 min read
Citrus Tsunami - Elevated Lounge
I can't think of a more fitting name for this batch of Citrus Tsunami from DC i-71 dispensary storefront, Elevated Lounge. Like when all...
Elle Weeds
Apr 27, 20232 min read
Helium - The Garden DC
With a robust, savory, skunky, and slightly sour nose, this Helium from DC i-71 cannabis dispensary, The Garden, reminded me of some old...
Toker's Guide
Apr 26, 20231 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Buddha Buddy DC
I'm always psyched when a good batch of Tropicana Cookies comes around and this sample from cannabis delivery service Buddha Buddy is on...
Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Toker Vision: Here's What We're Burnin' On This 420 Weekend In DC
Happy Holidaze! Many of DC's friendly neighborhood cannabis vendors are bringing out their best today and throughout the weekend to help...
Elle Weeds
Apr 18, 20231 min read
Blueberry MAC - Flower Ave
This is a really nice batch of Blueberry MAC, now available from DC i-71 cannabis delivery service, Flower Ave. The slightly fruity, but...
Toker's Guide
Apr 18, 20232 min read
Apples & Bananas - Monko
Have a look at this gorgeous Apples and Bananas flower specimen from DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Monko. It has all the hallma...
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