Purple Driver - Elevated Lounge DC
Back in college when the cannabis situation was a little different, I had a grower buddy who would hit me up randomly, every so often,...
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Toker's Guide
Nov 4, 20212 min read
Slurricane "Whole Flower" Carts - District Derp
As the holiday season approaches I've always got my eye out for really good carts just a little more than usual. This is because I know...
Toker's Guide
Oct 30, 20213 min read
Toker Vision - Spooky Edition
All the following gifts are "spooky" good and available right now from the following DC recreational (DC I-71) services and storefronts....
Toker's Guide
Oct 29, 20212 min read
Gelato Cookies - Elevated Lounge DC
The nose on these Gelato Cookies grabbed me as soon as I walked in over at Elevated Lounge DC. I didn't even know what it was, at first,...
Toker's Guide
Oct 27, 20212 min read
Cherry AK-47 Party Pack Pre-rolls - Joint Delivery
As I made my way around the District today - and let me acknowledge what a beautiful day it was - it became almost too easy to pull out...
Toker's Guide
Oct 27, 20212 min read
Sour Grape - Spaced Out DC
When you combine Sour Diesel and Grape Ape the result, apparently, is one of the most trichome inundated specimens I've seen in a while....
Toker's Guide
Oct 22, 20211 min read
Galactic Jack - No Kids Allowed
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, this Jack is some of that stuff from the top of a lit candlestick - fire! 🔥 If you've been reading...
May
Oct 22, 20212 min read
White Gushers and Purple Jolly Rancher - House of Herbs
Greetings fellow tokers! It's beginning to be the "trick or treat" time of the year and with names like White Gushers and Purple Jolly...
Toker's Guide
Oct 21, 20212 min read
Alien Labs: Blue Dream x Xeno #13 - Joint Delivery
From our good friends over at Joint Delivery, this Blue Dream, Xeno crossbreed bred by Alien Labs isn't just top-shelf, it belongs on the...
Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20212 min read
Carnival - Top Secret DC
Step right up! This Carnival from famed DC i-71 delivery and pick-up specialists Top Secret DC is a ride for the memory books - and...
Toker's Guide
Oct 15, 20212 min read
Ice Cream Cake & God's Breath - DC Dash
We're covering some true indica-dominant heavyweights today from the District's i-71 delivery pro's DC Dash. Hold them next to each other...
Toker's Guide
Oct 15, 20212 min read
Chili Verde - Sugar Ray's DC
If you're into high terpene containing indica-dominant strains, DC i-71 delivery service Sugar Ray's has a uniquely exotic strain that...
Toker's Guide
Oct 9, 20212 min read
Melonatta - Top Secret DC
Choptober is alive and well over at Top Secret DC. With something like 20+ new strains on their menu, if you're in the market for a great...
Toker's Guide
Oct 8, 20212 min read
Space X - Spaced Out DC
Greetings Tokers! Of the many different and exciting samples we've seen for this weekend so far one that has made an astronomic...
Toker's Guide
Oct 1, 20212 min read
Lemon Cherry Gelato - No Kids Allowed
Happy Friday everyone! I can't get enough of this new batch of Lemon Cherry Gelato from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed. It's...
Toker's Guide
Sep 29, 20212 min read
"50/50" - Buddha Buddy DC
One of our most favorite and consistently reliable DC i-71 services is Buddha Buddy DC. With this latest batch, what they are calling...
Toker's Guide
Sep 24, 20212 min read
Sour Joker and Frosties - Spaced Out DC
With a review title like the above you might think we're a connoisseur of children's breakfast cereal, but I promise, in reality we're...
Toker's Guide
Sep 23, 20212 min read
Lava Cake - House of Herbs
Greetings tokers! We've reviewed Lava Cake before, but this is too good of a specimen not to share with you. Trichome coverage is...
Jeremy Rider
Sep 22, 20214 min read
Starting Lineup - Elevated Lounge
I’m the kind of person that has to bring something to contribute; so if you invite me to an event you best believe I’m gonna bring some...
Toker's Guide
Sep 18, 20212 min read
Two Devils: Infused Chocolate "Poppables"
Two Devils Sweets and Treats has brought us another thoughtfully designed and delicately delicious chocolate confection. These new...
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