Secret Formula - The Garden
As a huge SpongeBob fan growing up, I always respected Mr. Crabs for protecting his secret Krabby Patty recipe from getting stolen by Pla...
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Terp Interpreter
Dec 13, 20231 min read
Super Gremlin - Cheeba DC
A mischievous whisper recently called me to DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, where a gremlin awaited just looking to inspire some...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 13, 20231 min read
Tiki Rum Cake - Elevated Lounge
Cracking open the Tiki Rum Cake jar was like stumbling upon an island cave full of lost treasures. The aroma rushed to meet the nose and...
Barn Burner
Dec 12, 20231 min read
Starburst - Flight Pass DC
This batch of Starburst courtesy of Flight Pass, a DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, is as sweet as the name suggests. If the uniquely sweet...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 12, 20231 min read
Lemon Cherry Sherbert - Buddha Buddy DC
This Lemon Cherry Sherbert will have your mouth watering from the first scoop with its sweet and fruity aroma. Currently available from D...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 12, 20231 min read
Cherry Popperz - Top Level DC
This Cherry Popperz is a ripe and luscious masterpiece currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Top Level, its inviting aroma...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 9, 20231 min read
Orange Jack - Treehouse DC
Currently avaialable at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Treehouse DC, this Orange Jack offers a citrus fusion that I absolutely love as a w...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 9, 20231 min read
Doobie Howser - Capital Remedy
This Doobie Howser is currently available courtesy of DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Capital Remedy, and has a super appealing nose...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 8, 20232 min read
Bubblegum Payton - Flower Ave
What if Gary Payton was thrust into a magical mystery land where everything was made out of candy? Would the basketballs be made of orang...
Toker's Guide
Dec 5, 20231 min read
Pavé by District Cannabis - Takoma Wellness Center
Allow me to present this batch of Pavé cultivated by District Cannabis and currently available from Takoma Wellness Center. This euphoric...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 5, 20232 min read
1:1 THC:CBD Tincture by DC MOTA - Mr. Nice Guys
As a huge fan of alternative consumption methods this 1:1 THC:CBD tincture by DC Mota is right up my alley and is currently available at...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20231 min read
Bubblegum Popperz - Monko
Currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Monko, this batch of Bubblegum Popperz sounds like something from a Willy Wonka cand...
Terp Interpreter
Dec 4, 20231 min read
Lava Cake - The Gift Givers
This latest batch of Lava Cake from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, The Gift Givers, is especially potent and ready to bring the heat...
Toker's Guide
Nov 30, 20231 min read
Wonderland Mystery Flavor Infused Vegan Gummies - The Green Room / Cannabear
The team has been debating the flavors on these Mystery Flavor infused vegan gummies currently available at DC i-71 marijuana dispensary...
Barn Burner
Nov 30, 20231 min read
Candy Zkittles - The Garden
This batch of Candy Zkittles is currently available through DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, The Garden. The name alone is an invitation to...
Terp Interpreter
Nov 29, 20231 min read
Marz - Cheeba DC
If interplanetary travel is your type of thing, this batch of Marz from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Cheeba DC, will practically turn yo...
Terp Interpreter
Nov 29, 20231 min read
Strawberry Gelato - Elevated Lounge DC
The terpenes on this Strawberry Gelato from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Elevated Lounge, are absolutely phenomenal. Whoever cultivated...
Terp Interpreter
Nov 29, 20231 min read
Frosted Flakes - Taste Budz DC
These Frosted Flakes buds are currently stocking the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Taste Budz, and from the looks of things th...
Terp Interpreter
Nov 27, 20232 min read
Runtz "Juiced" Pre Roll Pack by Sluggers - Buddha Buddy DC
These "Juiced" Runtz sluggers pre-roll packs from DC i-71 marijuana delivery service, Buddha Buddy DC, are packed with .5g of flower and...
Barn Burner
Nov 27, 20231 min read
Rainbow Sherbert - Flight Pass
If it were possible to smell a glistening rainbow after a Spring rainstorm, I imagine it would greatly resemble this batch of Rainbow She...
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