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Barn Burner
Apr 62 min read
Lemon Nerds - Top Level DC
Currently available at DC marijuana dispensary, Top Level, this batch of Lemon Nerds is an intriguing mix of candy and lemon aromas that'...
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Barn Burner
Apr 52 min read
33 Mints - Monko
Take a gander at this latest drop of 33 Mints from DC marijuana dispensary, Monko. It has gorgeous coloration and, upon initial whiff, th...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 42 min read
Nectarine Jelly Full Melt Hash - HYFE
It’s not every day that we get a sample of full melt ice water hash, in fact this is the first time Toker’s Guide is reviewing any full m...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 31 min read
Wham - Flower Ave
I like big nugs and I’ll tell you why, it’s something about the fat ones that I cant deny. And when this one walked in, I began to grin...
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Barn Burner
Mar 262 min read
Super Black R-1 - Hotbox Uptown
DC marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, has been staying on top of their flower game and this batch of Super Black R-1 is yet another pri...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 262 min read
Atomic Jelly - Bloomingdale Organic
Everyone’s been coming up to me talking about March madness, but the real madness is the insane amount of frosty trichomes loaded on thes...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 212 min read
Cheetah Piss - The Gift Givers
Despite the aversion that some may have to the name Cheetah Piss, this strain is a must try for those that haven’t experienced it yet. Cu...
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Barn Burner
Mar 211 min read
Candy Yams - The Garden DC
Coming in hot with some farm-to-table fresh flower DC marijuana dispensary, The Garden, just cracked the seal on this Candy Yams. It's a...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 142 min read
Country Cookies by Grassroots - Story Dispensary (Hyattsville, Maryland)
In name this batch of Country Cookies, from Maryland marijuana dispensary, Story, suggests a blend of rural charm and indulgent sweetness...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 112 min read
Zuper Mochi - Top Level DC
I’ve seen more and more crosses of Mochi popping up in recent memory, and Zuper Mochi seems to have inherited some of its strongest genet...
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Terp Interpreter
Mar 52 min read
Apple Fritter - Taste Budz
I thought there was nothing in the world of apple flavors better than a hot apple fritter directly out of the oven. Then I met this batch...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 292 min read
Lemon Cherry Sunday - Capital Remedy
DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, has just the thing to help you make the most of your Sunday Funday (or any day, really): th...
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Barn Burner
Feb 281 min read
Turrón Rosa by Don Merfos - Hotbox Uptown
Indulge in some of nature's best flower from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Hotbox Uptown, with the Turron Rosa strain.This batch grown by...
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Barn Burner
Feb 281 min read
White Runtz - Monko
Like a scoop of vanilla ice cream adorned with diamonds, this batch of White Runtz is currently stocking the shelves of DC i-71 marijuana...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 272 min read
Vice City - The Herban Hustle
As I was sitting thinking about when GTA VI might (finally) come out I was both surprised and elated to see this phenomenal Vice City sam...
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Elle Weeds
Feb 232 min read
Vibranium - Bloomingdale Organic
Another beautiful specimen of local exotic cannabis, this Vibranium comes to us from DC craft growers, Bloomingdale Organic. It's a canna...
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Barn Burner
Feb 212 min read
Tropical Gelato - Smoke Jumpers
Prepare for a flavor-packed adventure with Tropical Gelato, the latest offering from DC i-71 marijuana dispensary, Smoke Jumpers. True to...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 211 min read
White Cherry Dulce - Top Level
Savor the sweetness of White Cherry Dulce with each inhale, as flavors of juicy cherries dance on the palate. Cherry terps aren’t my go t...
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Terp Interpreter
Feb 192 min read
Pablo by Terp Lords - Maven Wellness
Ever dreamed of experiencing the intoxicating allure of Pablo Escobar's empire without the risk? With some of the wildest packaging I’ve...
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Barn Burner
Feb 152 min read
Georgia Sunset - The Gift Givers
Like a single cloud floating through the sky, the Georgia Sunset strain can help you drift off into a euphoric high. Courtesy of The Gif...
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