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Jeremy Rider
Sep 22, 20214 min read
Starting Lineup - Elevated Lounge
I’m the kind of person that has to bring something to contribute; so if you invite me to an event you best believe I’m gonna bring some...
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Taylor Martin
Aug 24, 20212 min read
Meduzaa - House of Herbs
House of Herbs has some killer gifts this month and we were lucky enough to scoop up some of the mythological Medusa strain to review....
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Taylor Martin
Aug 21, 20212 min read
Miracle Alien Cookies - Spaced Out DC
This Miracle Alien Cookies (aka MAC) sample from Spaced Out DC is a prime example of some eye catching, aesthetically beautiful cannabis...
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Jeremy Rider
Aug 18, 20213 min read
Chocolate Sundae / The Mintz / Sherblato - Elevated Lounge
I can’t do it fellow Tokers!! I can’t take this heat and humidity!! My family comes from a colder northern climate and DC has me feeling...
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Jeremy Rider
Aug 11, 20213 min read
Bahama Mama, Gelatti X & Vanilla Frosting - Elevated Lounge DC
Can you feel it, my beautiful Tokers?!? Summer is nearing its end, and if you look hard enough, you can see the great pumpkin spice herds...
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Jeremy Rider
Aug 6, 20212 min read
White Runtz - Buddha Buddy DC
As our buddy Buddha sat beneath the bodhi tree seeking enlightenment through meditation, a light rain began to fall from the sky....
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Toker's Guide
Jul 31, 20211 min read
Bio-Diesel - Buddha Buddy DC
So this is definitely what I'm toking on this weekend, no questions asked. This straight GAS from one of our local favorite I-71...
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Taylor Martin
Jul 24, 20212 min read
Apple Fritter - No Kids Allowed
Walking into No Kids Allowed (@NKA.dc), 637 Pennsylvania Ave SE, is always one of the most welcoming and pleasant experiences in the DC...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 22, 20212 min read
Introducing, Neon Treez DC
Let me start by saying that we are SO very excited to include Neon Treez among our list of clients. These guys have been perfecting their...
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Jeremy Rider
Jul 17, 20213 min read
5+ vs. Biscotti Pippen - Promoco DC
Hello my lovely Tokers! Hope you are all enjoying your summer! Our team of Tokers has been hard at work hitting the streets just as hard...
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Toker's Guide
Jul 16, 20211 min read
Caviar Rocks - Top Secret DC
Hey everyone! Just a real quick pop-in here to ask: Did you know that Top Secret DC has "Caviar Rocks". These are said to be, and I can...
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Toker's Guide
Jun 26, 20212 min read
Biskanté - Top Secret DC
Many of you are very familiar with Top Secret DC (if you're not I highly recommend checking them out) and how great their highest level...
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Toker's Guide
May 28, 20212 min read
Toker Vision - 5/28
Hi Tokers! Ever wanting to keep you all better informed of the best cannabis out there in the DC scene, we present to you, Toker Vision....
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Toker's Guide
May 16, 20213 min read
Tiger Rose - Alternative Solutions
First and foremost I want to give a huge thanks to Matt Lawson-Baker of Alternative Solutions for meeting with us and giving us a virtual...
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May
May 14, 20212 min read
MAC 10 - The Safe House
Unmistakably, MAC genetics have gained popularity with tokers nationwide. Today we bring you the MAC 10 - or as we jokingly call it...
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Toker's Guide
May 1, 20212 min read
Gruntz - Top Secret DC
Many of you are familiar with Runtz - the now infamous cross of flavor and potency powerhouses Zkittles and Gelato. You may also be...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 31, 20212 min read
Ferrari Runtz - Tribal Leaf DC
Lineage: Ferrari OG x Runtz Species: Hybrid (close to 50/50 - indica/sativa) Smell: Piney lemon Taste: Creamy piney Appearance: Small...
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Jeremy Rider
Dec 13, 20202 min read
Discreet Distillate Cart - DMV Organics
Tokers, have you ever wanted to smoke, but found yourself in a setting that wasn’t exactly cannabis-friendly? What are you supposed to do...
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Toker's Guide
Dec 9, 20202 min read
Banana Punch - Joint Delivery
Ahh, the winter indoor harvest season season is upon us. Intriguingly, many of the early batches I've seen have been "banana"-oriented in...
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Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20202 min read
Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
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