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Toker's Guide
Apr 2, 20222 min read
Kush Mintz - Flight Pass
Come take a "flight" with DC i-71 storefront Flight Pass and give these kushy Kush Mintz a try. She's a slightly indica dominant, but...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 31, 20221 min read
MAC 1 - DC Dash
Check out this really nice batch of MAC 1 currently available from DC i-71 delivery service DC Dash. It's creamy, frosty, and smooth...
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Elle Weeds
Mar 23, 20221 min read
SMO - The Gift Givers
This SMO is GMO crossed with Sour Diesel and currently available from super kind and courteous DC i-71 delivery service, The Gift Givers....
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Toker's Guide
Mar 23, 20222 min read
Balla Berries ZAZA - Exotic Organics
We're super pumped to review long time DC i-71 service Exotic Organics, known for some of the best exotic flower around the District....
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Toker's Guide
Mar 17, 20221 min read
MAC Stomper - Flight Pass DC
🇮🇪Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!🇮🇪 In celebration of the day we found the finest green, white, and orange specimen we could - this...
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Toker's Guide
Mar 10, 20221 min read
Gary Payton - Elevated Lounge
We've reviewed Gary Payton before, but it wasn't like this absolutely phenomenal batch from DC i-71 storefront Elevated Lounge. If you've...
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Maya Francesca
Mar 9, 20222 min read
Samoas - District Firehouse
Samoas, named after the world-famous coconut cookie, is an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) cross between the Forum Cut of Girl Scout...
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Yoshi
Mar 8, 20221 min read
Orange Krush - The Bank (Beyond/Hello, VA Medical)
Orange Krush is the perfect name for this strain from VA medical marijuana dispensary Beyond/Hello’s "Bank Gold Standard" collection....
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Elle Weeds
Mar 2, 20221 min read
Scotti 33 - Flight Pass
A balanced hybrid crossbreed also known as "Scottie Pippen", this Scotti 33 is a mashup of Biscotti and Lemon Cherry Gelato strains....
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Maya Francesca
Mar 2, 20222 min read
Alien OG - No Kids Allowed
Alien OG from DC i-71 storefront No Kids Allowed is an even hybrid cross (50/50) between Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. A strong incense-like...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 25, 20222 min read
Wedding Crashers - Joint Delivery
To quote the movie by the same name (and I'm going to be doing that a lot in this review), "It's Wedding Season, kid!" What I mean by...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 24, 20221 min read
White Nerds - Euphoria DC
Nerds, also known as Nerdz, is a nearly 50/50 hybrid crossbreed of Strawberry Cough and Grape Ape. To get "White Nerds", however, they've...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 18, 20222 min read
Giggle Sticks - Elevated Lounge DC
I'm pretty much in love with these Giggle Sticks from DC i-71 (recreational) storefront Elevated Lounge. If you were at our recent event,...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 16, 20222 min read
Scotti Cake - Cannabear
If you take Gelato 41, cross it with Animal Mintz, and then cross that with Biscotti, the result is this absolutely spectacular Scotti...
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Toker's Guide
Feb 14, 20221 min read
Half Pint - Flight Pass DC
Hey everyone! I'd like to direct your attention to U St. area DC i-71 storefront, Flight Pass. They've got some gorgeous, fresh flower...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 10, 20221 min read
Space Runtz - No Kids Allowed (DC)
Space Runtz, an Honors strain from DC i-71 storefront, No Kids Allowed, is an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) created by crossing Zkittlez...
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Maya Francesca
Feb 9, 20221 min read
Gary Payton - Euphoria DC
This Gary Payton from DC i-71 storefront and day spa, Euphoria Healing & Wellness, is a potent but evenly balanced 50/50 hybrid. A cross...
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Maya Francesca
Jan 29, 20222 min read
Sherbacio - Euphoria DC
Sherbacio, from DC i-71 storefront Euphoria Healing & Wellness in DC, is a cross between Sunset Sherbet and Gelato #41. An even hybrid...
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Toker's Guide
Jan 27, 20221 min read
Romulan - House of Herbs
Greetings earthlings! The world looks a bit different from up here in the furthest reaches of the atmosphere - that's where this...
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Elle Weeds
Jan 21, 20221 min read
Cherry OG - Top Level DC
A 50/50 hybrid crossbreed of Lost Coast OG, Afghani, and Cherry Thai, Cherry OG sounds much simpler in name than its exotic lineage and...
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