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LizzieHaze
Jun 1, 20232 min read
Valley Girl by gLeaf - Cannabist, Norfolk (VA Medical)
With summer right around the corner, it's almost time for bikinis, margaritas and sun bathing; thankfully, one thing I don’t have to wait...
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Toker's Guide
May 31, 20235 min read
Washington DC's Top Five THC Vape Cartridges - 2023 Edition
If you're into vaping THC we've got you covered with the following report on the best cartridge options currently available in Washington...
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Toker's Guide
May 30, 20231 min read
Zack's Cake Gen 3 by Alt Sol - Takoma Wellness Center (DC Medical)
There's some pretty astounding weed in town right now, but this Zack's Cake is something to behold. Grown by the craft cannabis geniuses...
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Toker's Guide
May 17, 20232 min read
Stellar Mix - Top Level DC
When it comes to discounted cannabis typically your's truly isn't interested. After all, I'm looking for - and have designed Toker's Guid...
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Toker's Guide
May 12, 20232 min read
Candy Jack - Exotic Organics
I'm like a kid in a candy shop today with some superb top-shelf exotics coming across my desk. Check out this batch of Candy Jack for exa...
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Toker's Guide
May 12, 20232 min read
Glitter Box - VIPeace
Glitter Box is a creation originally out of Fuego Family Farms that's currently available from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, VIPeace. As...
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Elle Weeds
May 11, 20231 min read
Lemon Poppers - MASC
This batch of Lemon Poppers from DC i-71 storefront, MASC, is a deliciously cheesy, sour citrus smelling varietal that will pick you up...
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Toker's Guide
May 11, 20232 min read
Gary Payton - Giving Tree
Amidst the NBA playoffs I feel it's only fitting that we should review a really nice specimen of Gary Payton currently available from DC...
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Toker's Guide
May 9, 20232 min read
Blue Slushie - Cannabear DC
When I went to the pool as a kid in the summertime there was a 7-11 across the street that we would all walk to in order to get slushies...
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Toker's Guide
May 4, 20232 min read
Jet Fuel Gelato - Flower Ave
Jet Fuel Gelato is a hybrid strain that's a cross between Jet Fuel OG and Gelato #41. It's tremendously popular in certain circles and kn...
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Cal Naughton Jr
May 4, 20232 min read
Ricky Bobby OG - HYFE
"If you ain't first, you're last!" That's what Ricky Bobby would say, and he would know. He's the world's greatest NASCAR driver, and he'...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Flying Monkey Piss by The Wizard of Za - The Green Room
With one of the craziest names in recent memory this Flying Monkey Piss is a Wizard of Za creation currently available at DC i-71 storefr...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 29, 20231 min read
Pine Zol - MASC
With a nose similar to Lemon Cherry Gelato, but with more piney elements, this batch of Pine Zol from DC i-71 storefront dispensary, MASC...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 20, 20233 min read
Toker Vision: Here's What We're Burnin' On This 420 Weekend In DC
Happy Holidaze! Many of DC's friendly neighborhood cannabis vendors are bringing out their best today and throughout the weekend to help...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 18, 20232 min read
Apples & Bananas - Monko
Have a look at this gorgeous Apples and Bananas flower specimen from DC i-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Monko. It has all the hallma...
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Terp Interpreter
Apr 17, 20232 min read
Animal Mints Live Rosin - gLeaf, Manchester (VA Medical)
I've been immensely enjoying this Animal Mints live rosin from gLeaf in Manchester lately. The quality is top-notch, even rivaling some...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 13, 20231 min read
Guava Cherry Gelato - Cheeba DC
Here's what I'm burning on today - this Guava Cherry Gelato from DC I-71 cannabis storefront dispensary, Cheeba DC. It's got a mega punge...
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Toker's Guide
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Flap Jacks by Terp Lords - The Green Room
Sometimes an energetic indica makes for the best of wake and bake sessions and this Flap Jacks by the Terp Lords and currently available...
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Spacey Sprouts
Apr 6, 20232 min read
Rose Gold Runtz - Flower Ave
Coming out of Flower Ave, a DC i-71 storefront, check out these Rose Gold Runtz. It was dark when I first received them, but the buds had...
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Elle Weeds
Apr 6, 20231 min read
BB Bacio - Lucky Chuckie
I quickly figured out that the "BB" in the name stands for Backpack Boyz and is a reference to the genetic origin of this Bacio Gelato cu...
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