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Lemon Heads "Fire In Fire Out" Live Hash Infused Pre-rolls by Holy Smokes - Top Secret DC

Feb 23, 20232 min read

Lemon Heads "Fire In Fire Out" Live Hash Infused Pre-rolls by Holy Smokes - Top Secret DC

It's hard to argue with the convenience of a pack of pre-rolls. All that time you would spend grinding and rolling you can now put to...

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Oreo Cookie - Top Secret DC

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Feb 3, 20232 min read

Oreo Cookie - Top Secret DC

As a child I was addicted to Oreos. Not unlike the joint I'm about to roll, my Oreo fetish began by smelling a freshly opened package...

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Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints - Top Secret DC

Jan 17, 20231 min read

Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints - Top Secret DC

Lately I've been loving this batch of Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints from DC i-71 delivery team, Top Secret DC. It's such a delicious...

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GSC x Sherbert - Top Secret DC

Dec 30, 20221 min read

GSC x Sherbert - Top Secret DC

This is a really nice batch of this GSC x Sherbert - two varietals I'm a big fan of independently - from DC i-71 delivery team Top Secret...

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Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC

Jan 28, 20222 min read

Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC

Every once in a while I stumble upon a bag that catches my eye so well that I just have to grab it and take a closer look. Often times...

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Xeno - Top Secret DC

Jan 17, 20222 min read

Xeno - Top Secret DC

How about some super frosty buds delivered on a super frosty day? This batch of Xeno from the now legendary i-71 delivery outfit, Top...

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Carnival - Top Secret DC

Oct 19, 20212 min read

Carnival - Top Secret DC

Step right up! This Carnival from famed DC i-71 delivery and pick-up specialists Top Secret DC is a ride for the memory books - and...

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Melonatta - Top Secret DC

Oct 9, 20212 min read

Melonatta - Top Secret DC

Choptober is alive and well over at Top Secret DC. With something like 20+ new strains on their menu, if you're in the market for a great...

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Phantom Cookies x Runtz - Top Secret DC

Aug 17, 20212 min read

Phantom Cookies x Runtz - Top Secret DC

I didn't get a chance to go by Top Secret DC last weekend, but I wish I had. Then I would've had some of these amazing Phantom Cookies...

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Caviar Rocks - Top Secret DC

Jul 16, 20211 min read

Caviar Rocks - Top Secret DC

Hey everyone! Just a real quick pop-in here to ask: Did you know that Top Secret DC has "Caviar Rocks". These are said to be, and I can...

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Biskanté - Top Secret DC

Jun 26, 20212 min read

Biskanté - Top Secret DC

Many of you are very familiar with Top Secret DC (if you're not I highly recommend checking them out) and how great their highest level...

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Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC

Jun 3, 20212 min read

Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC

We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...

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Gruntz - Top Secret DC

May 1, 20212 min read

Gruntz - Top Secret DC

Many of you are familiar with Runtz - the now infamous cross of flavor and potency powerhouses Zkittles and Gelato. You may also be...

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White Gushers - Top Secret DC

Apr 23, 20212 min read

White Gushers - Top Secret DC

Happy Friday tokers! I hope everyone is recovering from the major midweek holiday that was 4/20/21! We had a blast roaming around to all...

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G74 - Top Secret DC

Feb 21, 20212 min read

G74 - Top Secret DC

Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...

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Black Cherry Pie - Top Secret DC

Jan 29, 20212 min read

Black Cherry Pie - Top Secret DC

Do you ever spend any time just gazing at your bud? I mean, really looking at it. This Black Cherry Pie by Top Secret DC is a real...

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Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC

Dec 28, 20202 min read

Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC

Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...

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Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC

Dec 21, 20203 min read

Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC

Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...

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Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC

Nov 20, 20202 min read

Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC

If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...

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Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC

Nov 13, 20202 min read

Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC

Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...

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Thin Mints - Top Secret DC

Oct 24, 20202 min read

Thin Mints - Top Secret DC

Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...

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Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC

Oct 3, 20201 min read

Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC

Good morning fellow tokers! I couldn't let any more time go by without letting you know about some great new tree coming out of Top...

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Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC

Sep 27, 20202 min read

Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC

Good evening fellow tokers! The weed fairy has really been sprinkling her magic dust on the DC weed scene lately. What do I mean by that?...

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Scooby Snacks - Top Secret DC

Sep 13, 20202 min read

Scooby Snacks - Top Secret DC

Ruh-roh, I'm interrupting your regularly scheduled program to let you know that there is some epic weed flowing through Top Secret DC...

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Papaya - Top Secret DC

Sep 10, 20202 min read

Papaya - Top Secret DC

There's weed that smells specifically like the particular fruit for which it's named, and then there's weed that smells better than the...

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Eat My Cookie - Top Secret DC

Aug 22, 20201 min read

Eat My Cookie - Top Secret DC

Hey everyone! It's not quite Breaking News worthy....or is it? Maybe it should be? Regardless, I really wanted to make everyone aware of...

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Super Goji Haze - Top Secret DC

Aug 16, 20202 min read

Super Goji Haze - Top Secret DC

I hope everyone out there in the tokerverse has had a great weekend so far. Although I hear it's already sold out, I've also heard it...

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Super Silver Cookies - Top Secret DC

Aug 8, 20201 min read

Super Silver Cookies - Top Secret DC

Good morning tokers! If you haven't made your way over to the newly updated Top Secret site and menu I recommend that you do. They have...

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Obama OG - Top Secret DC

Jul 4, 20202 min read

Obama OG - Top Secret DC

Happy 4th of July everyone! What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation than by toking down on a delightful indica named for the...

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Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC

Jun 13, 20201 min read

Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC

Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...

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Utopia Haze - Top Secret DC

Jun 7, 20202 min read

Utopia Haze - Top Secret DC

To date I would put much of the bud I've reviewed for Top Secret DC into a very distinguished category. I've been to plenty of...

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*****Tangieland - Top Secret DC*****

Apr 19, 20202 min read

*****Tangieland - Top Secret DC*****

Happy 420 Eve everyone! I've been really psyched to tell you all about this one, but they ran out before I had a chance to put pen to...

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*****Platinum MAC - Top Secret DC*****

Mar 14, 20201 min read

*****Platinum MAC - Top Secret DC*****

Super excited about a new partnership between one of the best local guys I know and Top Secret DC. He's been doing his craft for a long...

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*****Miracle Alien Cookies X1 (aka MAC1) - Top Secret DC*****

Mar 1, 20202 min read

*****Miracle Alien Cookies X1 (aka MAC1) - Top Secret DC*****

Once again, Top Secret DC coming through with some absolutely phenomenal tree. This time the batch is Miracle Alien Cookies X1, more...

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*****LA Kookies - Top Secret DC*****

Jan 12, 20201 min read

*****LA Kookies - Top Secret DC*****

When LA does Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), they don't play around. This batch of LA Kookies from Top Secret DC is GSC crossed with GSC...

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Tangie Wreck - Top Secret DC

Jan 11, 20202 min read

Tangie Wreck - Top Secret DC

I'm SO stoked to welcome Top Secret DC to the Toker's Guide! They've got a really cool concept where you can buy an interesting secret...

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