Lemon Heads "Fire In Fire Out" Live Hash Infused Pre-rolls by Holy Smokes - Top Secret DC
It's hard to argue with the convenience of a pack of pre-rolls. All that time you would spend grinding and rolling you can now put to...
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Ben from Kannabus
Feb 3, 20232 min read
Oreo Cookie - Top Secret DC
As a child I was addicted to Oreos. Not unlike the joint I'm about to roll, my Oreo fetish began by smelling a freshly opened package...
Elle Weeds
Jan 17, 20231 min read
Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints - Top Secret DC
Lately I've been loving this batch of Ice Cream Cake x Animal Mints from DC i-71 delivery team, Top Secret DC. It's such a delicious...
Toker's Guide
Dec 30, 20221 min read
GSC x Sherbert - Top Secret DC
This is a really nice batch of this GSC x Sherbert - two varietals I'm a big fan of independently - from DC i-71 delivery team Top Secret...
Toker's Guide
Jan 28, 20222 min read
Darwin Farms' Cherry Trufflez - Top Secret DC
Every once in a while I stumble upon a bag that catches my eye so well that I just have to grab it and take a closer look. Often times...
Toker's Guide
Jan 17, 20222 min read
Xeno - Top Secret DC
How about some super frosty buds delivered on a super frosty day? This batch of Xeno from the now legendary i-71 delivery outfit, Top...
Elle Weeds
Oct 19, 20212 min read
Carnival - Top Secret DC
Step right up! This Carnival from famed DC i-71 delivery and pick-up specialists Top Secret DC is a ride for the memory books - and...
Toker's Guide
Oct 9, 20212 min read
Melonatta - Top Secret DC
Choptober is alive and well over at Top Secret DC. With something like 20+ new strains on their menu, if you're in the market for a great...
Toker's Guide
Aug 17, 20212 min read
Phantom Cookies x Runtz - Top Secret DC
I didn't get a chance to go by Top Secret DC last weekend, but I wish I had. Then I would've had some of these amazing Phantom Cookies...
Toker's Guide
Jul 16, 20211 min read
Caviar Rocks - Top Secret DC
Hey everyone! Just a real quick pop-in here to ask: Did you know that Top Secret DC has "Caviar Rocks". These are said to be, and I can...
Toker's Guide
Jun 26, 20212 min read
Biskanté - Top Secret DC
Many of you are very familiar with Top Secret DC (if you're not I highly recommend checking them out) and how great their highest level...
Toker's Guide
Jun 3, 20212 min read
Bully Lungs Co. Concentrates - Top Secret DC
We call it "live" resin because it's made from fresh cut flower (the freshest possible) which is flash-frozen, pressed, and refined. If...
Toker's Guide
May 1, 20212 min read
Gruntz - Top Secret DC
Many of you are familiar with Runtz - the now infamous cross of flavor and potency powerhouses Zkittles and Gelato. You may also be...
Toker's Guide
Apr 23, 20212 min read
White Gushers - Top Secret DC
Happy Friday tokers! I hope everyone is recovering from the major midweek holiday that was 4/20/21! We had a blast roaming around to all...
Jason Parker
Feb 21, 20212 min read
G74 - Top Secret DC
Okay, okay - we brag a lot about how great the Top Secret DC flower is, but how can we not when they give us stuff like this? This Gelato...
Jason Parker
Jan 29, 20212 min read
Black Cherry Pie - Top Secret DC
Do you ever spend any time just gazing at your bud? I mean, really looking at it. This Black Cherry Pie by Top Secret DC is a real...
Toker's Guide
Dec 28, 20202 min read
Platinum Tropicana - Top Secret DC
Ho Ho Ho! Stoney Santa got a little too stoney this year and is rolling in a little late to the party, but his gifts are from the tip top...
Toker's Guide
Dec 21, 20203 min read
Highlighting Three High-end Concentrates for the Holidays - Top Secret DC
Hello, fellow Tokers! When DC I-71 vendor Top Secret DC gave us a call on the Toker Line and asked if we could review a slew of their...
Toker's Guide
Nov 20, 20202 min read
Miracle Whip - Top Secret DC
If you're a cannabis connoisseur on any level—and anywhere near the DC area—I hope that you're familiar with Top Secret DC. If not, now...
Toker's Guide
Nov 13, 20202 min read
Grandaddy Pluto - Top Secret DC
Who's ready for a super relaxing weekend? Feel like you REALLY need to unwind? Maybe stay mostly horizontal from Friday until sometime...
Toker's Guide
Oct 24, 20202 min read
Thin Mints - Top Secret DC
Emergency weekend alert to all you Tokers out there! If you aren't already aware, Top Secret DC has just dropped a bunch of bangin' new...
Toker's Guide
Oct 3, 20201 min read
Slurricane Runtz - Top Secret DC
Good morning fellow tokers! I couldn't let any more time go by without letting you know about some great new tree coming out of Top...
Toker's Guide
Sep 27, 20202 min read
Tropicana Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good evening fellow tokers! The weed fairy has really been sprinkling her magic dust on the DC weed scene lately. What do I mean by that?...
Toker's Guide
Sep 13, 20202 min read
Scooby Snacks - Top Secret DC
Ruh-roh, I'm interrupting your regularly scheduled program to let you know that there is some epic weed flowing through Top Secret DC...
Toker's Guide
Sep 10, 20202 min read
Papaya - Top Secret DC
There's weed that smells specifically like the particular fruit for which it's named, and then there's weed that smells better than the...
Toker's Guide
Aug 22, 20201 min read
Eat My Cookie - Top Secret DC
Hey everyone! It's not quite Breaking News worthy....or is it? Maybe it should be? Regardless, I really wanted to make everyone aware of...
Toker's Guide
Aug 16, 20202 min read
Super Goji Haze - Top Secret DC
I hope everyone out there in the tokerverse has had a great weekend so far. Although I hear it's already sold out, I've also heard it...
Toker's Guide
Aug 8, 20201 min read
Super Silver Cookies - Top Secret DC
Good morning tokers! If you haven't made your way over to the newly updated Top Secret site and menu I recommend that you do. They have...
Toker's Guide
Jul 4, 20202 min read
Obama OG - Top Secret DC
Happy 4th of July everyone! What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation than by toking down on a delightful indica named for the...
Toker's Guide
Jun 13, 20201 min read
Platinum Gelato - Top Secret DC
Ok, so I was half tempted not to do this review so I could ensure that this Platinum Gelato from Top Secret DC would stick around long...
Toker's Guide
Jun 7, 20202 min read
Utopia Haze - Top Secret DC
To date I would put much of the bud I've reviewed for Top Secret DC into a very distinguished category. I've been to plenty of...
Toker's Guide
Apr 19, 20202 min read
*****Tangieland - Top Secret DC*****
Happy 420 Eve everyone! I've been really psyched to tell you all about this one, but they ran out before I had a chance to put pen to...
Toker's Guide
Mar 14, 20201 min read
*****Platinum MAC - Top Secret DC*****
Super excited about a new partnership between one of the best local guys I know and Top Secret DC. He's been doing his craft for a long...
Toker's Guide
Mar 1, 20202 min read
*****Miracle Alien Cookies X1 (aka MAC1) - Top Secret DC*****
Once again, Top Secret DC coming through with some absolutely phenomenal tree. This time the batch is Miracle Alien Cookies X1, more...
Toker's Guide
Jan 12, 20201 min read
*****LA Kookies - Top Secret DC*****
When LA does Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), they don't play around. This batch of LA Kookies from Top Secret DC is GSC crossed with GSC...
Toker's Guide
Jan 11, 20202 min read
Tangie Wreck - Top Secret DC
I'm SO stoked to welcome Top Secret DC to the Toker's Guide! They've got a really cool concept where you can buy an interesting secret...
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