Wizard Blizzard - Shmu The Cannaprophet

Strain: Wizard Blizzard

Delivery Service: Shmu The Cannaprophet

Market: Washington DC

Overall Rating: 9.2/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

We were recently turned on to an awesome delivery service in DC called Shmu The Cannaprophet. If you're not familiar with them and you're a cannabis connoisseur in DC then you're welcome - you can thank us later. Frankly, my initial thoughts were, "wow look at this menu!" With a very helpful set of abbreviations and a key for understanding them all, it was immediately clear that the Shmu crew were highly knowledgeable.

Turns out not only do they have a wide variety of phenomenal options, but they're all about fair pricing and outstanding customer service too. With a generous exchange policy (they’ll swap out anything that doesn’t vibe with you, as long as it’s within 10 days), and a recycling program that rewards you for saving the planet, Shmu makes the whole process feel like a magical transaction.

Speaking of magic, a name that immediately intrigued me on their menu was this Wizard Blizzard. It may sound like something a medieval alchemist might concoct in a smoky cauldron, but I had recently heard of a Tiki Madman cut by the same name and was psyched to try it out right off the bat...or should I say wand. 🪄

Appearance

These buds are a sight to behold, like columns of frosty enchantment. The exotic greens and purples are dusted with a generous coating of milky trichomes, giving them a snowy, almost mystical glow. Bright orange pistils weave through the buds like tiny lightning bolts, adding a pop of color that makes you want to stare at them under a magnifying glass for hours. If Gandalf grew weed, this is what he’d be puffing on in the Shire.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

Crack open this Wizzard Blizzard, and you’re hit with a quirky combo of peanut butter and lemon. The nutty, creamy scent dominates at first, but then a zesty lemon note sneaks in, bright and tangy. It’s complex, a little weird, and totally captivating.

Flavor

On the inhale, you get a smooth, nutty richness that’s unmistakably peanut butter, with a subtle creaminess that feels indulgent. The exhale brings a sharp lemon twist, cleansing the palate and leaving a lingering complexity that makes you want to take another hit just to figure it out. It’s like vaping a peanut butter cookie that’s been dunked in a witch’s brew of lemon extract. Not your everyday flavor profile but, in cannabis, exotic flavor juxtapositions often work.

Lineage

Wizzard Blizzard is a magical cross of Gelonaid and Oreo Blizzard, blending two potent indicas into a strain that’s as chill as a wizard napping on a cloud. Gelonaid, known for its relaxing and euphoric effects, brings a creamy, dessert-like quality to the mix. Oreo Blizzard, a hybrid of Ice Cream Cake and Sunset Sherbet, adds a frosty, sweet complexity with a touch of citrus. Together, they create a strain that’s both soothing and flavorful, with a genetic pedigree that’s practically spellbinding.

Effects

The high is like being tucked into a cozy blanket by a kindly old mage. It’s deeply relaxing, with a sedative edge that makes it perfect for evenings when you want to melt into your couch and ponder the meaning of life—or just binge-watch a fantasy series. The onset is gentle, starting with a wave of calm that washes over your body, easing tension and stress. As it deepens, the sedative effects kick in, making your eyelids heavy and your thoughts delightfully hazy. It’s not a total knockout, but it’s definitely a “cancel your plans and stay in” kind of vibe. Ideal for unwinding after a long day or when you need to escape the chaos of the Muggle world.

Conclusion

Wizzard Blizzard is a delightful indica that casts a spell of relaxation and flavor, making it a fantastic choice for those seeking a chill, flavorful experience. Its unique peanut butter and lemon profile is as memorable as a wizard’s tall tale, and its effects are perfect for kicking back and letting the world fade away. Ordering from Shmu The Cannaprophet sweetens the deal—their focus on high-quality cannabis at wallet-friendly prices means you’re getting top-shelf buds without selling your enchanted artifacts. So hit them up and check out this Wizzard Blizzard - it’s a strain that’s sure to leave you feeling like you’ve just discovered the cannabis equivalent of a philosopher’s stone.