New Alt Sol & Cookies Drops Steal the Spring Spotlight at Takoma Wellness Center

Spring has sprung in Washington DC, and Takoma Wellness Center is blooming with a fresh batch of cannabis harvests from Alt Sol and their collaboration with Cookies. Dropped just in time for the Final Four, this lineup features three Cookies x Alt Sol heavyweights—Black Cherry Gelato, Blackberry Banana, and Cake Crasher—followed by three other Alt Sol strains—Fuel Biscuits, Hash Burger, and Black and Blue—with a sweet 25% off deal on the latter trio. Nestled near the Takoma Metro Station, Takoma Wellness Center is the go-to spot for DC’s cannabis connoisseurs, and this drop is already turning heads. Let’s break down each strain, from their cherry blossom-inspired looks to their effects that could make even a Capitol Hill intern relax.

Cookies x Alt Sol Black Cherry Gelato

Initial Thoughts

When I saw Black Cherry Gelato on Takoma Wellness Center’s menu, I thought it might be a nod to DC’s cherry blossoms—but with a lot more kick. This Cookies x Alt Sol collab sounds like a fruity dream, perfect for a spring evening stroll along the Tidal Basin, minus the tourist crowds.

Appearance

These buds look like they’ve been dipped in springtime magic—dense, forest green nugs with deep purple undertones that mirror a cherry blossom at dusk. Bright orange pistils pop like tiny fireworks, all coated in a sticky layer of amber trichomes that shimmer like morning dew on the National Mall.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The scent is like a springtime fruit market explosion—tart cherries and ripe berries take center stage, with a creamy gelato undertone that’s smoother than a jazz band at the Kennedy Center. There’s a faint earthy whiff, like the soil along Rock Creek Park, tying it all together.

Flavor

Inhale Black Cherry Gelato, and it’s like sipping a cherry slushie on a warm DC day—sweet, tangy cherries and berries dance on your tongue, followed by a creamy gelato finish that’s cooler than a breeze off the Potomac. A subtle earthy note lingers, grounding the sweetness like a picnic at Meridian Hill Park.

Lineage

Black Cherry Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created by crossing Black Cherry Funk and Acai Berry Gelato strains. Black Cherry brings the tart fruit punch, while Acai Berry Gelato adds creamy sweetness and a balanced high.

Effects

This one hits like a sunny afternoon—euphoric and uplifting at first, melting into a relaxed body buzz that could ease chronic pain, stress, or anxiety. It’s ideal for unwinding after a day of dodging scooters on 14th Street, leaving you tingly and content.

Conclusion

Black Cherry Gelato is a springtime gem from Cookies x Alt Sol, blending fruity flavor with a chill high that’s perfect for DC’s blooming season. Takoma Wellness Center scored a winner with this one—it’s a must-grab for a picnic or a lazy evening watching the sunset over the city.

Cookies x Alt Sol Blackberry Banana OG

Initial Thoughts

Blackberry Banana OG sounds like a smoothie I’d grab at Eastern Market, but this Cookies x Alt Sol creation is for puffing not sipping. Available at Takoma Wellness Center, it’s got me curious if it’ll be a fruity escape or just leave me monkeying around.

Appearance

Blackberry Banana nugs are a tropical masterpiece—plump, lime-green buds with blackberry-purple streaks that look like they’ve been tie-dyed for a spring festival. Golden pistils curl like banana peels, all dusted with frosty trichomes that sparkle like the Reflecting Pool at dawn.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The aroma of Blackberry Banana is a fruit stand on wheels—juicy blackberries burst forward, paired with a ripe banana sweetness that’s fresher than a farmers’ market haul. A hint of tropical musk sneaks in, like the humidity on a DC spring morning, making it a lively whiff.

Flavor

A puff on this strain is like a fruit smoothie in flower form—sweet blackberries hit first, followed by a creamy banana finish that’s smoother than a bike ride down the Anacostia Riverwalk. A slight earthy tang on the exhale keeps it grounded, like a snack break at H Street Festival.

Lineage

Blackberry Banana OG likely stems from Blackberry and Banana Kush. Blackberry delivers the berry blast, while Banana Kush adds a banana cream pie vibe and a relaxing buzz.

Effects

It starts with a giggly, euphoric lift—perfect for laughing at cherry blossom selfies—before settling into a body high that's immensely soothing. It’s a great pick for a springtime hike in Rock Creek Park, keeping you mellow without slowing you down.

Conclusion

Blackberry Banana from Cookies x Alt Sol is a fruity hybrid that brings tropical vibes to DC’s spring scene. Takoma Wellness Center’s latest drop makes it easy to enjoy this strain’s balanced effects and smoothie-like flavor—grab it for a relaxing, sunny day out in the city.

Cookies x Alt Sol Cake Crasher

Initial Thoughts

Don't worry, it's not here to ruin any spring weddings in DC. Instead, this Cookies x Alt Sol version of Cake Crasher is more about crashing your stress than a party.

Appearance

Cake Crasher buds are a springtime dessert display—chunky, olive-green nugs with pastel purple hints, like frosting on a cupcake. Fiery orange pistils add a pop of color, while a thick trichome layer glitters like sugar sprinkles at a Dupont Circle bakery.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The scent is like a bakery on a spring morning—vanilla cake batter wafts up, mixed with a sweet berry glaze that’s as inviting as a U Street brunch spot. A subtle kushy undertone grounds it, like the earthy air after a DC rain shower.

Flavor

Inhale Cake Crasher, and it’s like biting into a berry-filled cake at a spring picnic—sweet vanilla and berries dominate, with a creamy finish that’s richer than a Georgetown dessert menu. A faint kushy spice on the exhale adds depth, like a sip of coffee with your pastry.

Lineage

Cake Crasher comes from a cross of Wedding Cake and a Wedding Crasher. Wedding Cake brings the vanilla sweetness and body buzz, while Wedding Crasher adds a berry twist and euphoric lift—a hybrid that’s as festive as a spring block party in Shaw.

Effects

It starts with a heady, euphoric rush—great for brainstorming at a DC rooftop bar—before easing into a body high that could tackle mood swings or chronic pain. It’s a solid choice for a spring evening, keeping you relaxed but not glued to the couch.

Conclusion

Cake Crasher from Cookies x Alt Sol is a sweet hybrid that crashes through stress with flavor and flair. It's a perfect pick for DC’s spring vibe—grab it for a night of cherry blossom gazing or a chill session at home.

Alt Sol Fuel Biscuits (10% Off)

Initial Thoughts

Even though it sounds like it, this batch of Fuel Biscuits from Alt Sol isn't actually a snack for a road trip. However, with a 25% off deal on it currently going on at Takoma Wellness, it is a budget-friendly way to ride out DC’s springtime hustle.

Appearance

Fuel Biscuits nugs look like they’ve been baked in a springtime oven—dense, minty green buds with golden undertones, like a biscuit fresh from the pan. Rusty orange pistils add a warm glow, while frosty trichomes coat them like a dusting of powdered sugar.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The aroma of Fuel Biscuits is a gas station bakery stop—diesel fumes hit first, sharp and pungent, followed by a sweet, bready scent that’s as comforting as a breakfast spot on Georgia Avenue.

Flavor

Puff on Fuel Biscuits, and it’s a diesel-drizzled biscuit—savory gas notes lead, paired with a sweet, doughy finish that’s smoother than a Sunday brunch in Adams Morgan. A subtle earthy tang lingers, like a bite of toast with your morning coffee.

Lineage

As noted in prior reviews, the Fuel Biscuits strain is an indica-dominant hybrid resulting from a cross of GSC and Gelato. GSC brings the bready sweetness, while Gelato adds the creamy, yet gassy punch.

Effects

Fuel Biscuits revs up a relaxing body high—perfect for easing chronic stress or anxiety—while keeping your mind in a hazy, happy fog. It’s a great pick for a spring evening on a DC rooftop, watching the city lights without a care.

Conclusion

Fuel Biscuits from Alt Sol is a gassy indica hybrid that fuels your relaxation with a sweet twist. At 10% off, Takoma Wellness Center makes it a steal for DC tokers looking to unwind this spring—grab it before the deal runs out!

Alt Sol Hash Burger (25% Off)

Initial Thoughts

This delightful batch of Hash Burger - not a fast-food special - is an example of Alt Sol cultivation at its finest. The delectably savory nose is utterly mouthwatering, much like a cheeseburger at The Capital Burger.

Appearance

Hash Burger buds are a springtime BBQ feast—chunky, dark green nugs with burgundy undertones. Fiery orange pistils sizzle through, while a sticky trichome layer shines like the sun off the high-rises in Rosslyn.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The scent is that of a cookout in full "bloom"—earthy hash hits first, paired with a savory, meaty undertone that’s as bold as a food truck on H Street. A hint of skunk sneaks in, like the breeze carrying grill smoke through a DC spring afternoon.

Flavor

Inhale and it’s a savory hash patty with a side of fries—earthy and hashy up front, with a skunky, savory finish. A faint herbal note on the exhale keeps it fresh, like a spring salad on the side.

Lineage

Hash Burger is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created by crossing the Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger strains.

Effects

Hash Burger serves up a heavy body high—great for tackling chronic pain or insomnia—while your mind drifts into a hazy calm. It’s perfect for a spring night in DC, grilling with friends or just chilling on your stoop.

Conclusion

Hash Burger from Alt Sol is a savory indica hybrid that grills stress with a heavy high. At 25% off, Takoma Wellness Center makes it a budget-friendly pick for DC’s spring season—snag it for a cookout or a cozy night in.

Alt Sol Black and Blue (20% Off)

Initial Thoughts

If you're looking to bruise your blues look no further than this Black and Blue Alt Sol strain at Takoma Wellness Center. It's all about knocking out tension and submitting stress.

Appearance

Black and Blue nugs are a springtime knockout—dark green buds with black and blue-purple hues, like a fighter’s bruises after a match. Bright orange pistils add a punch of color, while a frosty trichome coat gleams.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The aroma of Black and Blue is a berry brawl—blackberry and blueberry notes jab first, sweet and tart, with a skunky undertone that hits like a left hook. A faint piney whiff sneaks in, like the air at a springtime sparring session.

Flavor

The first inhale is like a fruit punch in the ring—sweet blackberry and blueberry flavors lead, followed by a skunky, piney finish that’s sharper than a jab at a DC boxing gym. It’s a bold taste that packs a punch with every hit.

Lineage

The Black & Blue cultivar is a combination of Aussie Blues - a Blue Haze cross - and the

potent indica, Black Russian.

Effects

Black and Blue starts with a euphoric uppercut—lifting your mood like a victory cheer—before landing a body blow of relaxation that could ease depression or stress. It’s a great pick for a spring day in DC, sparring with friends, or just soaking in the sun.

Conclusion

Black and Blue from Alt Sol is a berry-packed hybrid that punches through tension with a balanced high. At 25% off, Takoma Wellness Center makes it a knockout deal for DC’s spring season.

Final Thoughts on the Drop

Takoma Wellness Center’s latest harvest drop from the Alt Sol and Cookies collab is a springtime slam dunk for DC cannabis fans. From the fruity elegance of Black Cherry Gelato to the savory punch of Hash Burger, there’s something for every palate. The 25% off deal on Fuel Biscuits, Hash Burger, and Black and Blue sweetens the pot, making it a budget-friendly time to stock up. Whether you’re dodging cherry blossom crowds or just kicking back in the city, these strains are a fresh way to bloom this April. Head to Takoma Wellness Center at 6925 Blair Road NW—or order online for delivery—and snag these buds before they’re gone!