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Greasy Runtz - Capital Remedy

Writer: Cal Naughton JrCal Naughton Jr

Updated: 1 day ago


Strain: Greasy Runtz

Service Type: DC Delivery Service

Overall Rating: 8.9/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry basket in the grow room—greasy weed? Sign me up! Hauled straight to my doorstep, this indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica, 30% sativa) from Exotic Genetix’s Runtz and Grease Monkey hookup sounds like it’s been marinating in flavor and THC that could lube a V8. Billed as Runtz’s heftier, oil-stained twin, it’s got me wondering if it’ll slick up my evening or just clog my carburetor.


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Appearance

Greasy Runtz nugs pull up looking like they’ve been dipped in batter and rolled through a car wash—grape-shaped, dark olive green, and dripping with purple undertones like spilled motor oil. Red-orange hairs poke out like frayed wiring, while a frosty coat of chunky white trichomes glistens like grease on a wrench, fresh from Capital Remedy’s garage stash. These buds are beefy, like Runtz after a double cheeseburger diet, ready to rev my grinder into overdrive. They’ve got that just-fried shine, tempting enough to make you hungry—or at least confused.


Status

Fresh, but starting to cure.


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Aroma

Crack into Greasy Runtz, and it’s like sniffing a tailpipe after a burger joint pit stop—sweet cherry-berry goodness wafts up, hot and juicy as a fresh patty. A sour citrus twist cuts in, sharp as spilled soda on a shop floor, then a spicy earthiness rolls through, thick like the funk of a greasy spoon’s exhaust fan. It’s a scent that could wake up a tow truck driver on a graveyard shift.


Flavor

Spark up Greasy Runtz, and it’s like biting into a cherry-berry donut fresh from the fryer—sweet enough to clog your taste buds in the best way. The inhale shifts gears with a tropical citrus zing, like a splash of lemonade over onion rings, before the exhale drops a spicy earth thud—think Grease Monkey’s greasy fingerprints on a burger bun. It’s a smooth, oily ride with a gassy aftertaste that lingers like fries on your breath.


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Lineage

Greasy Runtz rolls out of a tasty garage duo: Runtz and Grease Monkey. Runtz cruises in with candy-sweet charm and a zippy lift—like a sugar rush from a drive-thru window. Grease Monkey counters with greasy, earthy heft that could stall out a treadmill. Together, they weld Greasy Runtz, an indica hybrid that’s less salad bar and more nachos supreme.


Effects

Greasy Runtz kicks in like a turbo boost a few puffs later, with THC (20%+ and climbing) juicing your brain like a shot of espresso in a milkshake. Happiness and creativity rev up—great for doodling garage blueprints—though focus sputters like a flooded engine. Then, a body buzz greases in, loosening you up without turning you into a couch potato—perfect for depression, stress, insomnia, or nausea.


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Conclusion

Greasy Runtz from Capital Remedy is a hefty indica hybrid that fries up your downtime with sweet flavor and a smooth idle. Its grape-shaped, trichome-slicked buds shine like a fresh oil change, the cherry-citrus aroma packs a greasy punch, and the candy-gas taste is a diner dream with horsepower. The effects tune you up—happy, calm, and ready to roll—making it a solid grab every time.


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