Greasy Runtz - Capital Remedy

Strain: Greasy Runtz

Service: Capital Remedy

Service Type: DC Delivery Service

Overall Rating: 8.9/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

Greasy Runtz slid right onto Washington DC delivery service Capital Remedy's menu, and when it did I thought someone had spilled a fry basket in the grow room—greasy weed? Sign me up! Hauled straight to my doorstep, this indica-dominant hybrid (70% indica, 30% sativa) from Exotic Genetix’s Runtz and Grease Monkey hookup sounds like it’s been marinating in flavor and THC that could lube a V8. Billed as Runtz’s heftier, oil-stained twin, it’s got me wondering if it’ll slick up my evening or just clog my carburetor.

Appearance

Greasy Runtz nugs pull up looking like they’ve been dipped in batter and rolled through a car wash—grape-shaped, dark olive green, and dripping with purple undertones like spilled motor oil. Red-orange hairs poke out like frayed wiring, while a frosty coat of chunky white trichomes glistens like grease on a wrench, fresh from Capital Remedy’s garage stash. These buds are beefy, like Runtz after a double cheeseburger diet, ready to rev my grinder into overdrive. They’ve got that just-fried shine, tempting enough to make you hungry—or at least confused.

Status

Fresh, but starting to cure.

Aroma

Crack into Greasy Runtz, and it’s like sniffing a tailpipe after a burger joint pit stop—sweet cherry-berry goodness wafts up, hot and juicy as a fresh patty. A sour citrus twist cuts in, sharp as spilled soda on a shop floor, then a spicy earthiness rolls through, thick like the funk of a greasy spoon’s exhaust fan. It’s a scent that could wake up a tow truck driver on a graveyard shift.

Flavor

Spark up Greasy Runtz, and it’s like biting into a cherry-berry donut fresh from the fryer—sweet enough to clog your taste buds in the best way. The inhale shifts gears with a tropical citrus zing, like a splash of lemonade over onion rings, before the exhale drops a spicy earth thud—think Grease Monkey’s greasy fingerprints on a burger bun. It’s a smooth, oily ride with a gassy aftertaste that lingers like fries on your breath.

Lineage

Greasy Runtz rolls out of a tasty garage duo: Runtz and Grease Monkey. Runtz cruises in with candy-sweet charm and a zippy lift—like a sugar rush from a drive-thru window. Grease Monkey counters with greasy, earthy heft that could stall out a treadmill. Together, they weld Greasy Runtz, an indica hybrid that’s less salad bar and more nachos supreme.

Effects

Greasy Runtz kicks in like a turbo boost a few puffs later, with THC (20%+ and climbing) juicing your brain like a shot of espresso in a milkshake. Happiness and creativity rev up—great for doodling garage blueprints—though focus sputters like a flooded engine. Then, a body buzz greases in, loosening you up without turning you into a couch potato—perfect for depression, stress, insomnia, or nausea.

Conclusion

Greasy Runtz from Capital Remedy is a hefty indica hybrid that fries up your downtime with sweet flavor and a smooth idle. Its grape-shaped, trichome-slicked buds shine like a fresh oil change, the cherry-citrus aroma packs a greasy punch, and the candy-gas taste is a diner dream with horsepower. The effects tune you up—happy, calm, and ready to roll—making it a solid grab every time.