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Government Mule - Capital Remedy


Strain: Government Mule

Service Type: DC Dispensary

Overall Rating: 9.3/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

Initial Thoughts

This batch of Government Mule from DC marijuana dispensary, Capital Remedy, is as complex as the political landscape it's named after. Unapologetic namesake aside, these seem like some seriously potent buds and they're pretty much as bold looking as the Secret Service. With a smooth sour citrus scent, this indica hybrid might be the best thing coming out of the Capital right now.


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Appearance

Bulky sage green buds with dense purple hued patches, short orange pistils and glittering trichomes.


Status

Fresh, but starting to cure.


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Aroma

This batch is extremely pungent with a spritz of lemon citrus and a hint of flowery herbs. 


Flavor

A dank blend of zesty lemon and herbal sage.


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Lineage

The Government Mule strain is a cross of Deep Chunk and G-13 that runs indica dominant.


Effects

As the buzz set in, I could feel a slow mental rise into a cloudy, floaty high. Like sitting down in a hot tub, I felt a wave of warm relaxation wash over me and melt my body into the cushions. My mind drifted off, far away from worries and anxieties and finding a strong appetite. Government Mule's sweet kiss of indica is ideal for a low key night since its calming effects leave you stoney and send you to the moon after just a few rounds.


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Conclusion

This batch instantly transformed me into a wonderfully relaxed human. It’s intense citrus aroma and attractive coloration were as indicative of its potency as I thought. It certainly has an innate ability to create a euphoric body high - one that I found immensely soothing and full of relief. To have this Government Mule start carrying your load just head on over to Capital Remedy ASAP and don’t forget to tell them Toker’s Guide sent you!


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