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Strain: Glitter Bomb |
Dispensary: MÜV North Miami |
Market: Florida Medical |
Overall Rating: 9.2/10 |
Lean: Indica Dominant |
Initial Thoughts
My first thought when I stumbled across this Glitter Bomb at MÜV Dispensary in North Miami was, “Is this weed or a craft store explosion?” Cultivated by Savvy Reserve, this indica-heavy hybrid (70% indica, 30% sativa) sounds like it could either knock me out or bedazzle my brain—maybe both. Available at MÜV’s sleek spot on Biscayne Blvd, it’s pitched as a glitter-dusted dream for indica fans, blending Grape Gas #10 and OGKB Blueberry Headband into something that could make even a Miami traffic jam feel tolerable. Let’s peel back the layers of this sparkling nug and see if it’s as dazzling as its name—or if it’s just here to make my couch look fancier.
Appearance
Glitter Bomb’s buds look like they’ve been prepped for a red carpet event—oversized, pepper-shaped, and heavy enough to double as paperweights. These dark olive green nugs are decked out with thin orange hairs that twist around like they’re auditioning for a horror flick, all sealed under a chunky, bright white trichome coating that screams “I’m extra.” It’s like someone took a forest shrub, dipped it in glitter glue, and called it a day.
Status
Fresh
Aroma
Pop open a jar of Glitter Bomb, and it’s like unleashing a skunky blueberry beast with a side of sass. The scent hits with a ripe blueberry blast—think fruit smoothie gone rogue—mixed with a haze that’s sharp enough to clear your sinuses. As you break it apart, a whisper of spicy herbs sneaks in, giving it a vibe like a hipster spice rack got lost in the grow room.
Flavor
Take a hit of Glitter Bomb, and your taste buds get a front-row seat to a sweet blueberry party with a skunky twist. It’s fruity and smooth up front, like someone spiked your ice cream with flower power, then fades into a hazy exhale that’s equal parts funky and fresh. The sweetness lingers like a polite guest, while the skunkiness reminds you this isn’t your grandma’s dessert vape.
Lineage
Glitter Bomb’s roots are a tasty tag team: Grape Gas # 10 and OGKB Blueberry Headband. Grape Gas # 10 brings the gassy, grape-fueled punch—like a fuel station and a vineyard had a wild fling—while OGKB Blueberry Headband adds that blueberry bliss and a chill indica hug, the kind that says, “Relax, bro, I got you.” Together, they spawn Glitter Bomb, a strain that’s got Savvy Reserve’s finesse written all over it. It’s sophisticated enough to flex, but chill enough to flop.
Effects
Glitter Bomb’s high is like a cosmic prank—it sneaks up a few minutes after your last puff, then bam, your brain’s floating in spacey euphoria. Negative thoughts? Gone faster than my willpower at a buffet. It’s a blissful blank slate up top, followed by a full-body meltdown that turns your limbs into happy, stoned noodles. With THC clocking in near 30%, it’s got juice to tackle headaches, migraines, stress, anxiety, PTSD, and mood swings without leaving you comatose. It’s the kind of strain you grab to decompress—or when you need an excuse to stare at the ceiling and call it “meditation.”
Conclusion
Savvy Reserve's Glitter Bomb from MÜV Dispensary North Miami is a glitter-crusted indica gem that delivers on flavor and chill without overdoing it. Its oversized, trichome-packed buds are a visual treat, the blueberry-skunk aroma keeps things lively, and the taste is a sweet ride with a funky finish. The effects hit that sweet spot of euphoric calm and body buzz—ideal for unwinding after dodging Miami’s chaos or just pretending you’re a blob for a few hours. If you’re near Biscayne Blvd, this strain’s a solid snag for a laid-back escape.
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