“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he came in the door…she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
-Slater, Dazed and Confused (1993)
If you need a hip, hip lady, then look no further than First Lady, a heavy indica now on the menu at Cannabear, a DC Cannabis Delivery service bringing Initiative 71 compliant gifts right to your front doorstop. But with a long line of illustrious first ladies from Martha Washington to Dr. Jill Biden calling The District home, is there really room for one more? For a first lady this dank, the answer is a resounding “YES.”
First Lady is descended from the legendary Afghan Kush, and lives up to its predecessor’s reputation with aplomb. She has a powerful, intoxicating smell, that can only be described as “classic kush.” Some strains smell like fruit, or pine, or cloves. First Lady smells like WEED. She has that distinctive skunky, gassy, dank sweetness that can be mistaken for nothing other than some high-grade potent cannabis flowers. After grinding, some more subtle elements came to the foreground and I detected a bit of berry and other fruity notes too.
Under the lamp, this flower stuns. The THC crystals coating the flower are dense, thick, and milky white. I practically jumped in the air and clicked my heels together as I got a good look at this flower and realized what a treat I was in for.
I rolled up a joint and took a deep taste. First Lady shines in smell and appearance, but the palate is sour and gassy - not necessarily my favorite, but I can get how some people love it. Regardless, that’s alright, because I’m smoking weed, not eating candy, and while the flavor isn’t this strain’s high point for me, it isn’t a deal breaker either.
Anyone who has smoked Afghan Kush or another nearly 100% indica strain will know what to expect from this high. Couch lock, munchies, euphoria, and deep relaxation. Save First Lady for bedtime or a lazy Sunday, as you will not be interested in doing anything productive. Pair this strain with a nice cup of tea and some favorite movies, and you’ll be all set.
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