Cookies & Alt Sol "Berniehana Butter" Strain Review - Takoma Wellness Center

Strain: Berniehana Butter

Dispensary: Takoma Wellness Center

Market: DC Medical Cannabis

Overall Rating: 9.7/10

Lean: Indica Dominant

*Editor's Note: We've found the new Cookies / Alt Sol collab to be quite astounding in quality and, therefore, we'll be individually reviewing each of the twelve unique strains from the lineup across this week. Check back often as new ones will be published daily and make sure you're subscribed to stay up-to-date on these and all our other cannabis reviews!

"Berniehana Butter" is a Cookies & Alt Sol Collaboration that's available exclusively at Takoma Wellness Center dispensary in Washington, DC.

Initial Thoughts

Berniehana Butter by Cookies is one of those strains that delivers a highly refined experience, much like watching a skilled chef perform hibachi magic at a Benihana restaurant. The name alone conjures images of sizzling buttery goodness and artistry, and this batch cultivated by Alt Sol truly lives up to its culinary-inspired name. Available at Takoma Wellness Center, it's the kind of strain that makes you want to sit back, relax, and watch the proverbial shrimp get flipped into the volcano of your mind. 🦐 🧈

Cookies "Berniehana Butter" ice cream tub packaging.

Appearance

This particular batch of Berniehana Butter is quite stunning, with dense, conical buds that glisten with a generous coating of frosty trichomes. Shades of forest green are intertwined with deep purples and accented by striking orange pistils, creating a presentation as delightful as a meticulously plated dish at your favorite Japanese steakhouse.

Here's a look at the Cookies blue jars that come inside the ice cream tubs and are sealed for extra freshness.

Status

Fresh.

Aroma

The aroma is as complex and layered as the flavors wafting from a Benihana grill. It’s a buttery fusion of creamy funk, sweet floral notes, and berry-infused gas, underpinned by a slightly doughy richness. It’s the kind of fragrance that makes you pause and savor the moment, just like that first whiff of freshly seared scallops.

Flavor

The flavor profile is a luxurious mix of buttery jasmine floral notes complemented by earthy berries and a hint of gassy undertones. Each puff is like a decadent bite of your favorite hibachi dish, with layers of complexity that keep your taste buds engaged. This strain delivers on its name, offering an experience that’s as smooth and satisfying as melted butter on a hot grill.

Lineage

Berniehana Butter is a masterful genetic creation, combining the rich heritage of Jet Fuel Gelato and Guava with Blue Cookies and Oreoz. This lineage brings together the best of GSC genetics, offering a balanced indica experience with both potency and sophistication.

Effects

The effects of Berniehana Butter are deeply calming and relaxing, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day—or perhaps after a theatrical dinner at your favorite Benihana. Users report a soothing body high that melts away tension and leaves you feeling enveloped in a cocoon of comfort. It’s the perfect strain for lounging, indulging in a Netflix binge, or enjoying an evening of quiet reflection.

Conclusion

Berniehana Butter, cultivated by Alt Sol and available at Takoma Wellness Center, is a strain that delivers an experience as memorable as a hibachi dinner show. With its buttery aroma, rich flavor, and deeply relaxing effects, it's like the chef’s special on a cannabis menu. Whether you’re kicking back to unwind or enjoying a moment of zen, Berniehana Butter delivers in every way imaginable—just don’t expect a chef to appear and flip food into your hat.