Strain: Colonel Crasher |
Dispensary: CULTA Urbana |
Market: Maryland Recreational Cannabis |
Overall Rating: 9.2/10 |
Lean: Balanced 50/50 |
Initial Thoughts
Colonel Crasher, cultivated by CULTA and currently available at their new Maryland dispensary CULTA Urbana, is an impressive strain known for its powerful effects and high-quality genetics. This batch, in particular, is a wonderfully grown specimen and with its gorgeous, fluffy, and mega frosty appearance one can immediately presume that its highly potent as well. We're not sure where the name comes from or what it's referencing, but if there was a Colonel Crasher super hero we're pretty sure this bud would be strong enough for him too. 🪖🫡
Appearance
Fluffy and fresh looking with a generous layer of frosty trichomes that creates a sparkling appearance. The coloration is a mix of light greens dashed with the bright orange of its stringy pistils.
Status
Fresh.
Aroma
The aroma is a delightful blend of sweet and earthy notes, with a hint of spice.
Flavor
The flavor profile mirrors its aroma, offering a sweet, earthy taste with a spicy kick on the exhale.
Lineage
The Colonel Crasher strain is a cross of Colonel Chem x Grape Pie Wedding Crasher
F2 that runs balanced at 50/50 on the indica/sativa spectrum.
Effects
Upon consuming Colonel Crasher, I felt a gradual onset of euphoria that uplifted my mood and melted away stress. The cerebral high was complemented by a soothing body relaxation, which eased tension and pain. The effects were long-lasting and deeply calming, making it perfect for evening use when I don't have much going on.
Conclusion
Colonel Crasher by CULTA lives up to its name, delivering a powerful and enjoyable experience that tokers of all ranks can appreciate. Its 50/50 nature provides a perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day while keeping you marching forward without couch-lock. With its impressive lineage, cozy effects, and delightful flavor profile you don’t want to miss this one from CULTA! Stop in to their new location in Urbana today and be sure to mention that Toker’s Guide sent you!
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